Hi! My name is Hamlet and I live in South Carolina. One day, about seven years ago, my mom and dad were walking through the flea market and happened upon a cardboard box containing two little piggies. One was black (me) and one was white (my sister). Well, mom and dad held each of us and smiled and oohhhed and aahhhed for a while, and then they put us back in the box and went on. About an hour later, they came back. They said something about not having done anything real stupid in a long time, and decided to take me home.
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