GREAT SESAME STREET PARODIES

AIR sung by Guy Smiley the world's greatest game show host to the tune of "Hair"

Listen up, America We've got something great for you! It's something you can feel and breathe and even see right through It isn't something you can smell Or taste or eat or see And please don't send us money -- It's absolutely free Oh yes, it's air, air, air It's the bargain of the day Air, air, air Doesn't look like much but, hey! It's handy when you're working It's handy when you play So get some air, air, air It'll blow you right away! Oh, you can breathe it with your mouth Or you can breathe it through your nose And when you take your shoes off, you can feel it on your toes It isn't purple, green, or pink Or red or white or blue It's kind of hard to spot it, but It's always there for you No taste! No waste! No tell tale smell, it's swell! Oh yes, its air air air Send for your supply today Air, air, air from Maine to Monterey Americans just love it They breathe it night and day So get some air air air It'll blow you right away!

BORN TO ADD sung to tune of Bruce Springsteen's "Born To Run"

When we're roamin' the streets and we see one car We always add one and make it two It don't matter why we like to add one and one Out here it's the thing to do Now some say that screaming one plus one all night Means we're thoughtless, cruel, and bad But kids like you and me baby, we were born to add Yes, sir, we were! As we keep on wandering we see two trash cans So we add one and make it three There's alot of us adders on the Jersey Shore Out here it's the thing to be Yeah, we'll keep on shoutin' one plus two Even though it makes 'em mad 'Cuz kids like you and me baby, we were born to add Baby we were born to add! One and two and three police persons spring out of the shadows Down the corner comes one more And we scream into that city night, three plus one makes four! Well, they seemed to think we're disturbin' the peace But we won't let 'em make us sad 'Cuz kids like you and me baby, we were born to add Baby we were born to add! Baby we were born to add! Add! Add! Add! Baby we were born to add! Add! Add! Add! Baby we were born to add! Oh, Add Baby we were born to add! Baby we were born to add! Add, add, add, add, add!

CEREAL GIRL sung to the tune of Madonna's "Material Girl"

Was a time when I did not eat cereal oh no (background singer monsters--- Oh No! ) I had never tasted it Had never tried it sooo Then one day my Dad said have some cereal with me ( with me! ) Cereal tastes really good and it's healthfull you'll see I said I'll taste it, I'll give it a whirl And now I am a cereal girl I said I'll taste it, I'll give it a whirl And now I am a cereal girl First I tried cold cereal with milk and it was hip ( So Hip! ) Then I tried hot cereal and that was such a trip Then I tried some cereal with fruit Healthfully sweet (Healthfully Sweet! ) Now for breakfast cereal's my favorite thing to eat I'm glad I said I'll taste it, I'll give a whirl 'Cause now I am a cereal girl I'm glad I said I'll taste it, I'll give a whirl 'Cause now I am a cereal girl (Girl, Girl, She's A Cereal Girl) Cereal (Girl, She's A Cereal Girl) Cereal (Girl, Girl, She's A Cereal Girl) Cereal (Girl, She's A Cereal Girl) repeat and fade.....

COOPERATION (I CAN'T GET NO) by The Cobble Stones, parody of The Rolling Stones

Well I'm sitting on a seasaw seat Thinking seasawing would be neat And I can't find a friend to sit on the other side Yes, I tried it all alone But I crashed down like a stone Couldn't get no cooperation if I tried No, no, no cooperation No, no, no cooperation No, no, no, no, no cooperation If I tried, if I tried Well, I'm dying to jump rope But I've just about lost hope And I'm so mad, I'm just fit to be tied 'Cause I can't find a friend To pick up the other end Couldn't get no cooperation if I tried No, no, no cooperation No, no, no cooperation No, no, no, no, no cooperation If I tried, if I tried Well, I'm in an awful fit 'Cause I'm dying to be it And I can't find anyone to go and hide Every time I start to play Everyone just runs away Couldn't get no cooperation if I tried No, no, no cooperation No, no, no cooperation No, no, no, no, no cooperation If I tried, if I tried

DEAR MR.COOKIE (YOU MADE ME LOVE YOU) sung by Cookie Monster to the tune of "Dear Mr. Gable" made famous by Judy Garland

(spoken) Me woke up with great idea! Me write letter to me favorite cookie. (sung) Dear Mr. Cookie, me am writing this to you And me hope that you will read it so you'll know Me heart beats like a hammer And me stutter and me stammer Me want to write you since so long ago Me guess me just another fan of yours And me thought me write and tell you so, ooooh You made me love you Me didn't want to do it Me didn't want to do it Oh, you made me love you And all the time you knew it Me guess you always knew it Me love all kind of cookies Like chocolate-chip crunchies, oooh But one look at you and Me always get the munchies You make me write 'cause Me really want to tell you Me really have to tell you Me think you grand, that's true Yes, me do Indeed me do You know me do Give me, give me what me cry for You know you got the kind of flavour That me die for You know you made me love you (he eats the cookie) Oh no, what me do? Oh, me make mistake! Me eat cookie before cookie read the letter! Oh well, me know what to do Cookie read letter in me tummy (he eats the letter) Oh, letter delicious too

HIP TO BE SQUARE sung to the tune of Huey Lewis' "Hip To Be Square"

I'm a square, look I'll show ya I got four sides on me All my sides are the same size Like a good-looking square should be Well I look like my friends here We look the same, but hey When I go 'round the neighbourhood Not everybody looks this way Well I like to hang around With the others that I find Still I always keep in mind It's hip to be a square (hip, hip, so hip to be) It's hip to be a square (hip, hip, so hip to be a square) It's hip to be a square (hip, hip, so hip to be) So hip to be a square (hip, hip, so hip to be a square) When I go to the playground And a triangle says "How do you do" Then comes in a circle And a rectangle shows up too Well I play with the triangle And the circle can join the game I play with the rectangle Who cares that we're not all the same 'Cause no matter where I am No matter where I go No matter who I'm with I know It's hip to be a square (hip, hip, so hip to be) It's hip to be a square (hip, hip, so hip to be a square) It's hip to be a square (hip, hip, so hip to be) It's so hip to be a square (hip, hip, so hip to be a square) I said, it's hip to be a square (hip, hip, so hip to be) It's so hip to be a square (hip, hip, so hip to be a square) It's hip to be a square (hip, hip, so hip to be)

I AM CHICKEN sung by a barnyard full of chickens to the tune of Helen Reddy's "I Am Woman"

I am chicken, hear me squawk Hear me crow and hear me bawck Watch me rule my roost And strut around my coop People say I've got great legs And they're nuts about my eggs And when they're sick they gobble down my soup Oh yes, I am proud At the way I peck and scratch I am plump, I am loud Just don't count me 'till I hatch I'm nutritious, I am pure, I'm delicious, I'm fat-pure I am tender, I'm exceptional I am chicken! I am chicken I'm not scared 'Cause I'm always well prepared And I feed all kinds of people every day I can cackle with the best And I'll tackle any test Showing even when I'm down, I'm still Grade A Oh no, I'm no dumb cluck And I won't throw in the towel I'm no turkey, I'm no duck I'm the fairest of the fowl I am tasteful to the end I'm your finest feathered friend I am plucky, an indelible brand chicken! background singing chickens: She is tender, she is loud, She is plucky, she is proud She's delicious, she is pure She's nutritious, she's cock-sure She can cook and she is chic And we love her wisdom (?) feet repeat

I GET BY WITH A LITTLE YELP FROM MY FRIENDS sung by Joe Cocker Spaniel (just a guess!) to the tune of "(I Get By) With A Little Help From My Friends" made popular by Joe Cocker but originally a Beatles tune

(background doggie singers in brackets) What do I do when I'm out in the yard And can't find where I buried my bone How do I feel when my dog's life is hard I feel sad but I'm not all alone Oh I get by with a little yelp from my friends Oh I get by with a little woof from my friends Yes I get by with a bow-wow from my friends Boy I get mad when I get in a fight With an itchy old flea and I lose And what do I do when I'm still not alright Even after I chew on some shoes Oh I get by with a little yelp from my friends Oh I get by with a little woof from my friends Yes I get by with a bow-wow from my friends (When you're sad we're behind ya) Oooooh, where can that bone be? (When you're mad we'll confide ya) I can't believe I lost to a flea! What do you do when you're sad or afraid Or you're lonely or angry or down Can't fetch a stick 'cause your owner's away And there ain't no dog yummies around Oh I get by with a little yelp from my friends Oh I get by with a little woof from my friends Yes I get by with a bow-wow from my friends Aroooo, aroooo, aroooo!

LETTER B sung by The Sesame Street Beetles to the tune of "Let It Be" lyrics by Christopher Cerf

When I find I can't remember What comes after "A" and before "C," My mother always whispers, "Letter B." She told me "B" starts "Big" and "bird" and "Ball" and "bat" and "battery." Yes, buh-buh-buh-buh-buh means Letter B. Letter B, letter B, letter B, letter B. She whispers "Buh-buh-buh means Letter B." And when I feel downhearted, Mother whispers "B" words constantly, Like "bib," "Bob," "Bulb," and "bubble," Letter B. Now in my hour of darkness There's a sound I know will comfort me, It's the buh-buh-buh-buh-buh of Letter B. Letter B, letter B, letter B, letter B. My mother whispers "B" words, Letter B. Letter B, letter B, letter B, letter B. My mother whispers "B" words, Letter B. Letter B, letter B, letter B, letter B. Bless the "buh-buh" sound of Letter B.

LET'S DO IT same tune as "Let's Do It (Let's Fall In Love)"

Doves do it Hawks do it Even puffins on the rocks do it Let's do it Let's lay an egg Frogs do it Toads do it Alligators by the road do it Let's do it Let's lay an egg We come from blue eggs and green eggs Eggs that are speckled or tanned Big eggs and small eggs That's how we all began Snails do it Slugs do it Even tiny twiddlebugs do it Let's do it Let's lay an egg Snakes do it Hens do it Even jungle denizens do it Let's do it Let's lay an egg We come from blue eggs and green eggs Eggs that are speckled or tanned Big eggs and small eggs That's how we all began Fish do it Crows do it Dinosaurs from long agos do it Let's do it Let's lay an egg

LITTLE MISS COUNT ALONG sung by The Count to the tune of The Spin Doctors "Little Miss Can't Be Wrong"

She loves numbers as much as me And she's a great counter, just wait, you'll see Whenever she can, she stops to shout Counting the numbers, never leaving any out She's little miss, little miss, little miss count along She loves to count while singing our song Little miss, little miss, little miss count along Come on and count with us, you can't go wrong 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 Let's count them again Let's count them again 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 She's little miss, little miss, little miss count along She loves to count while singing our song Little miss, little miss, little miss count along Come on and count with us, you can't go wrong If I count flowers, or tall trees If I count birds or bumble bees One thing's for certain, you can bet She'll count right along, no sweat She's little miss, little miss, little miss count along She loves to count while singing our song Little miss, little miss, little miss count along Come on and count with us, you can't go wrong

REBEL L Music and lyrics: Christopher Cerf and Sarah Durkee starring The Rebel L and Billy Idol

Last night as I was lyin' Just loungin' in my bed, Heard such a loony howling', Stood my hair up on my head. Lunged over to the window, Flipped the floodlight right on. Hey, there's a letter L On the loose, Leaping across my lawn! I heard the letter L Let out a "luh-luh-luh." The little rebel L, He cried, "Luh-luh-luh." Luh-luh-luh!" I heard the letter L Let out a "luh-luh-luh." The little rebel L, He went, "Luh-luh-luh, LUH-LUH-LUH!" Rebel L! He said, "You gotta listen, See, I'm a lean, mean lad. Don't like to stand for 'lacy Little lamb' or 'lilly pad!' Just wanna live for loudness, And don't say I'm too young. I was born to go luh-luh-luh At the top of my luh-luh-lungs!" I heard the letter L Let out a "luh-luh-luh." The little rebel L, He cried, "Luh-luh-luh." Luh-luh-luh!" I heard the letter L Let out a "luh-luh-luh." The little rebel L, He went, "Luh-luh-luh, LUH-LUH-LUH!" Rebel L! Leaned out a little lower, "Leapin' lizards!" I yelled, "You gotta learn a lesson, Hey, it's late, get lost, rebel L You're wakin' up the neighbors. Please leave us in peace. Looks like you're outta luck, Letter L, Here come the pol-luh-luh-lice!" Hey, little letter L, You're too loud, loud, loud. We know you're lost and lonely Without a crowd, crowd, Crowd, crowd. But listen, letter L, We got laws, laws, laws! I'm just a rebel L Without a cause, cause, cause! A rebel L! I'm just a rebel L! You know I'm just a rebel L! You know I'm just a rebel L! I'm just a rebel L!

ROSITA sung by Little Richard to the tune of his classic "Lucille"

(spoken introduction) Little Richard: Hi! I'm waiting for my friend Rosita. She's supposed to be here to help me sing a song about the way she makes me feel. Now where can that girl be? Rosita: (jumping up) SURPRISE!!! (laughs) LR: Oh! Rosita! Rosita: Mmm-hmmm? LR: You surprised me! Rosita: Is that good? LR: Oh yeah, I love surprises. Rosita: Oh! LR: I like ALL the ways you make me feel. (begins to play the piano) Rosita: All right! (sung) I got a gal named Rosita, there's so much she makes me feel She can make me smile or frown or scream or laugh or cry or squeal Rosita! Honey, look what you've done! There's so many ways of feelin' and you take me through them one by one! When you show me that you like me, whooo, it makes me proud I feel so good about it I gotta shout out loud Rosita! Honey, look what you've done! There's so many ways of feelin' and you take me through them one by one! Sometimes you go away, and whooo, it makes me sad But then you come right back again, oh, it makes me glad Rosita! Honey, look what you've done! There's so many ways of feelin' and you take me through them one by one! (Hoots' saxophone solo) Well when you sneak up behind me 'n let out a rebel yell It really really scares me because I just can't tell That it's Rosita! Honey, look what you've done! There's so many ways of feelin' and you take me through them one by one! Gee, you took my rubber duckie, now I'm one unhappy boy But hey you brought it back and now I wanna jump for joy Rosita! Honey, look what you've done! There's so many ways of feelin' and you take me through them one by one! ROSITA!!! My love for you is real! There's no one who can beat you and I love the way you make me feel! Whoooooooo! Rosita: (hugging him) Whoo! I love you.

STAND BY YOUR CAN sung by Hammy Swinette to the tune of Tammy Wynette's "Stand By Your Man"

Voiceover: And now the Sesame Street Country Music Festival presents Miss Hammy Swinette and her trashcan! Sometimes it's hard to be a trashcan When folks get piggier each day They throw their trash down They throw it all 'round But no one's throwing it away This is a park it ain't no pig sty Why don't you lend a helping hand And toss your trash in This big old trash bin 'Cause after all it's just a can Background pigs: Oink, oink, oink, oink Stand by your can Give it your trash to cling to Make it the one you run to With all your peels and wrappers Stand by your can And give it all your garbage Don't make a mess-up if you land Stand by your can Oink, oink, oink, oink Stand by your can And give it all your garbage Don't make a mess-up if you land Stand by your can! Trashcan: Oh Hammy, thanks for putting garbage back in my life! Hammy: You deserve it darlin'

THINKING OF U classic Beatles parody

Announcer: (in a *very* British accent) Ladies and gentlemen, with a tribute to the letter U, The Beetles! (audience goes nuts with screams and applause) "U", thinking of "U" "U", only of "U" You give me understanding The whole day through You wake me up when I am blue "U", dreaming of "U" "U", only of "U" You know very well I'm under the spell of "U" "U", ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh "U", ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh You give me my umbrella With raindrops in view It makes me sad when you're untrue "U", waiting for you "U", only for you You know very well I'm under the spell of "U" I love "U" Only "U" (spoken as the huge letter U hanging over their heads begins to fall down) Beetles' drummer: It's "U", lads. Run! or we'll get crushed!

TWO PRINCES sung by The Spin Doctors along with Elmo, Telly and Zoe

spoken as they run onto a castle backdrop all decked out in fab royal outfits: "Princess Zoe, I, your young Prince Telly beseech you, won't you please choose me as your playmate?" "Princess Zoe, Prince Elmo beseech you to choose him as your playmate!" "Okay, whatever shall I, Princess Zoe do?!" sung by Christopher Barron (lead singer of The Spin Doctors, and hereupon called Chris) If two princes ask you for a playdate Let's have some fun now Each one wants to be your only playmate Says "I'm the one now", one prince says: Telly: Hey my toys are so good, that you'll adore 'em Chris: One says: Elmo: That stuff he's got is no good, so just ignore him Chris: This one says: Telly: If you try my wagon, I'll ( ??? ) thou Chris: That one says: Elmo: Hey you know he's braggin', so please pick me now Chris: One says he's got a tennis racket Telly: And a pool now Chris: One says: Elmo: Hey dig my leather jacket, Prince Elmo's cool now Chris: Then you had a really good idea you said: Zoe: Can't you get this simple notion in your head? Have either of you fellows stopped to think of whether The three of us could all join up and play together? All muppets: The three of us could all join up and play together Chris: Both princes said: Telly & Elmo: Hey you're really smart girl, we dig your scheme now Chris: Since then you've learned to be more patient Yeah, you're a team now Three friends who've learned cooperation Can lead to fun now Let's give you three a big ovation For what you've done now Muppets: Yeah, yeah! Chris: Cooperation, cooperation, cooperation spoken, Zoe: We're cooperating Telly: Princess Zoe, who were those guys? Zoe: Those guys? Oh, they're my Royal Musicians. I think they call themselves The Spin Doctors. Telly & Elmo: Oh!

WHEN I'M CALLING U sung by muppets Nelson and Jeanette to the tune of "When I'm Calling You"

N: Jeanette! J: It's U! N: Yes U! Words that start with U-oooo,oooo J: Under and untrue- oooo, ooooo J & N: There is ukulele J: And there's until N: Upright, unpopular J: And uphill J & N: Have u and always will J: Words that start with with u- ooo, oooo Uncle and unglue- ooo, ooo N: Union, uptown, undress and upside-down J & N: I'm in love with u- ooo, oooo J: Ugly starts with u- oooo, ooooo Uniforms do too- ooo, ooo N: Some will have the u sound as in unite. Some have the uh sound as in uptight. J & N: Don't worry, it's alright. J: Useful starts with u- ooo, ooo N: Underwater too, ooooo J & N: Up, underwear, umbrella, unfair I'm in love with u, ooooooo, ooooo ( high pitched) The letter U standing on hillside turns around and says: Unbelievable!

ZZ BLUES performed by the Muppet band Over The Top (three long-bearded male Muppets looking very much like the rock-and-roll band ZZ Top) written by Christopher Cerf

Well I've seen a lot of letters and it seems to me There's something real special 'bout the letter "Z" But boy we're sick of singing 'bout zippers and zoos There ain't enough "Z" words Got the ZZ Blues You can stick with "zebra" 'cause it's tried and true Maybe mention "zither" just for something new But once you've shown them "zebra", "zither", "zippers" and "zoos" You're almost out of "Z" words Got the ZZ Blues Time to write a song about Zanzibar C'mon and sing along about Zanibar Guess I could be wrong about Zanzibar Going zingy with the ZZ Blues We're zooming back to zipper 'cause it's still the best Zipping back to zebra and we need a rest Gettin' tired of thinking Yeah we've paid our dues There ain't enough Z words Got the ZZ Blues (band starts falling asleep while still rocking!) Only band I ever worked with to fall asleep and keep playing the blues! Guess I might as well join 'em and cop some Zs myself! (ends with band asleep but the music still going!)

WHEN MUPPETS CRY sung to the tune of Don McLean's "American Pie" a tribute written by Anthony Pratico

A long long time ago I can still remember how Jim Henson used to make me smile And I knew if he had his turn That he could make those people learn Knowing they'd be quiet with a smile The shocking news made me quiver My mom broke it to me over dinner I thought of my Kermit Not wanting to believe this was it I can't remember if I cried When I heard the legend died But something touched me deep inside The day the Muppets cried So, why, why must I say goodbye Kermit's eyes were heavy As Miss Piggy cried I'll miss the good ol' days with cookies scrambled or fried Singin' that's the day a part of me died That's the day a part of me died Did Bert and Ernie teach you of love? Can you take a bath alone in the tub If your mommy tells you so? I can button up my shirt Use a spoon to eat dessert Even reach books way high on the shelf Well, you should see me pour a glass of juice Wiggle my front tooth that's loose You should see me tie my shoes Man, hear me add up one and two I can recite my alphabet There's not a letter I'll forget But I knew I was out of luck The day the Muppets cried I started singin' So, why, why must I say goodbye Kermit's eyes were heavy As Miss Piggy cried I'll miss the good ol' days with cookies scrambled or fried Singin' that's the day a part of me died That's the day a part of me died Oscar has his things all tattered and worn Full of holes and mostly torn That's the only way it should be Oscar has a newspaper 13 months old A wrapped fish in it, all smelly and cold From garbage that came from you and me 1.........2...........3...........4............5....... 6..........7..........8...........9.............10... You can't forget 11 and 12 The ladybugs they played well If they broke their jump rope Instead they'd tell knock knock jokes At their picnic in the park The day the Muppets cried We were singin' So, why, why must I say goodbye Kermit's eyes were heavy As Miss Piggy cried I'll miss the good ol' days with cookies scrambled or fried Singin' that's the day a part of me died That's the day a part of me died Cookie Monster was really no monster He just thought the moon was a cookie impostor A glass of cookie juice on the side I'll always prefer soft boiled cookies and pie I love my cookies scrambled or fried C is for cookie and that's good enough for me Kermit could make Miss Piggy swoon While Big Bird and Snuffleupagus sang their tune We all got up to dance Oh, but we never got the chance I would've never known which one was not like the other Was it the guy with the yellow hood? I sang along every chance I could The day the Muppets cried We started singin' So, why, why must I say goodbye Kermit's eyes were heavy As Miss Piggy cried I'll miss the good ol' days with cookies scrambled or fried Singin' that's the day a part of me died That's the day a part of me died So there we were all in one tub Singin' rubber ducky you're the one He made bath time so much fun So, come on ducky be yellow, ducky be chubby He always made his way into the tubby Rubber ducky I'm awfully fond of you You should see me brush my hair Even pick out the clothes I wear It's no problem you see Just thank Grover, he taught me And as my Mom tucked me in goodnight I turned on my Elmo night light I knew something was missing alright The day the Muppets cried I was singin' So, why, why must I say goodbye Kermit's eyes were heavy As Miss Piggy cried I'll miss the good ol' days with cookies scrambled or fried Singin' that's the day a part of me died That's the day a part of me died I'm waiting for a sunny day To lift me up and wipe my tears away Was Sesame Street going to be O.K.? I turned on my TV some more Where I'd learned so many years before But the man said the Muppets couldn't come out and play And in the streets the children screamed But I sat and lived his dreams As long as I live his words are spoken His world was always open A part of me I'll miss the most The Count, Kermit and cookies on toast His living became a legend The day the Muppets cried So, why, why must I say goodbye Kermit's eyes were heavy As Miss Piggy cried I'll miss the good ol' days with cookies scrambled or fried Singin' that's the day a part of me died That's the day a part of me died

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