CHICKEN RECIPE FOR NON - COOKS
6-7 lb chicken,
cup melted butter,
cup stuffing,
cup uncooked popcorn.
salt and pepper to taste
Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
Brush chicken well with melted butter, salt and pepper.
Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking pan in oven.
Listen for popping sounds; when the chicken's ass blows out the oven
door and flies across the room, the chicken is done.