Confusious says....

"Virgin like balloon...one prick, all gone."

"Work to become, not to acquire."

"Find old man in dark, not hard."

"Man who smoke pot, choke on handle."

"Man who put head on railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache."

"Secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on desk."

"Don't drink and park, accidents cause people."

"He who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser."

"Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out."

"It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it."

"Never raise hands to angry child, it leave groin exposed."

"Woman who cooks carrots and pees in same pot is unsanitary."

"Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons."

"Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants."

"Man who runs behind car gets exhausted."

"War not determine who's right, war determines who's left."