Oh Shut Up!
OFFICER: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."
MAN: "No sir, I was going 65."
WIFE: "Oh Harry. You were going 80." (Man gives his
wife a dirty
look.)
OFFICER: "I'm also going to give you ticket for your broken
tail
light."
MAN: "Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail
light."
WIFE: "Oh Harry, you've known about that taillight for
weeks." (Man
gives his wife another dirty look.)
OFFICER: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not
wearing your
seat belt."
MAN: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the
car."
WIFE: "Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt." (Man
turns to his
wife and yells: "Shut your mouth!")
OFFICER turns to the woman and asks: "Ma'am, does your
husband talk to
you this way all the time?"
WIFE: "No, officer, only when he's been drinking."