Flashbacks
A look back at my awesome COWBOYS commentary!
The awe-inspiring Dallas Cowboys are headed for an easy win on Saturday vs. the pathetic, inept, loser crudinals. Irvin, Aikman, Smith, and company are all getting healthy and are ready to kick some crudinal butt!!! I just heard that Deion Sanders is practicing and has been upgraded to questionable for the game. I have broken toes and popped tendons in my feet so I have a pretty good idea how he feels. He's probably a bit sore, but if he tapes the toes together he should be ok. Even a half speed Sanders is better than ANYBODy the pathetic cruds can throw at him.
The COWBOYS are an outstanding team and they will win the SUPER BOWL this year. This team is the ONLY team in NFL history to have beaten ALL of it's division opponents. Denver, Minnesota, San Francisco, and Green Bay have never done that. That in itself is proof that not only are the COWBOYS the elite of the NFL elite but are in a class by themselves.
The DALLAS COWBOYS are truly a team to be feared!
1-2-99
The AWESOME COWBOYS REMAIN THE BEST TEAM IN THE NFL after being screwed ROYALLY by the refs in today's game. The AWESOME COWBOYS were clearly the better team and would've won by at least a score of 21-14 if the refs hadn't ignored a blatant pass interference by the crudinals, allowed a NON INTERCEPTION to be ruled an interception by the crudinals, and a CLEARLY dropped pass to have been caught by the crudinals when it obviously had hit the ground first (seen in the slow-motion replay)!!!!
This so called "win" by the pathetic crudinals is meaningless except to prove that instant replay is desperately needed back in the NFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE COWBOYS REMAIN A TEAM TO BE FEARED AND ARE THE TRUE 1998 CHAMPS!!!!!! 1999 WILL BE A SUPER BOWL YEAR FOR THE AWESOME COWBOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GO VIKES!!! KICK THE CRUDINALS BUTTS!!!!!!
1-30-99: The Cowboys are in great shape and have very little to address in the off season.....The biggest worry for the Cowboys in this years draft should be looking for a QB to replace Troy after he retires in (my guess here) about 3 years or so down the road. Unless a WR or RB comes up that 's worth a pick I wouldn't worry much about that area. Michael and Emmitt are both in OUTSTANDING shape and haven't yet begun to slow down. BTW Irvin was (in the Cowboys first 12 games last season) the #1 or #2 ranked WR in the NFC and in the top 10 in the whole NFL!!!!!! He's got a lot left in him. If a good free agent WR comes available, we should try to land him. It would be good to bring yet another quality receiver to the Cowboys already strong list of WR's. The AWESOME COWBOYS will be back in the SUPER BOWL, where they rightfully belong, next year!
The awesome COWBOYS, in overtime, destroyed the deadskins. They won on a 76 yard Aikman-Rocket pass. This was AFTER the refs tried to deny the Cowboys their win with a pathetic call with 12 secs. left in the game. They called P.I. when the pass was CLEARLY un-catchable AND the defender was clearly NOT doing anything illegal! Once again the COWBOYS win 41-35!!!!!!!!
THE COWBOYS RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(1-9-00): THE AWESOME COWBOYS AGAIN MAKE IT TO THE PLAYOFFS (THIS WAS NEVER IN QUESTION) AND WERE ROBBED BY THE REFS YET AGAIN!!!!!
The AWESOME COWBOYS, who played a heck of a game (the offense gained over 400 yards) were robbed by the refs yet again. A series of bad calls, the least of which were a blown face mask call and a blown pass interference call coupled with a number of lucky breaks for the clearly inferior Viking team cost the AWESOME COWBOYS the game. The COWBOYS WILL BE IN SUPER BOWL XXV next year and ARE CLEARLY the best team in the NFL!!!!!! One hopes that Jones doesn't do to much in the off season. Their only pressing need will be a replacement for Irvin IF he chooses not to return next year.
CONGRATULATIONS TO THE COWBOYS FOR AN OUTSTANDING SEASON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRULY ARE THE GREATEST TEAM IN THE HISTORY OF THE NFL!!!!!!!!!!!!
(12-24-00): THE CLEARLY DOMINANT AND VASTLY SUPERIOR COWBOYS ARE LAID LOW BY INJURIES AND CRAPPY CALLS THIS SEASON!!!!
The AWESOME COWBOYS were laid low this year because a huge amount of injuries and many blown calls by the refs. The refs GAVE the game in Arizona to the pathetic crudinals by blowing 6 major and this was just one of several games the refs gave away. Couple this with our injury situation and this means that we will be returning to the Super Bowl next year rather than this year!!!!!!!
I now that Jones will do the right thing and keep Troy and the rest of our team intact. I don't see that any MAJOR changes are needed.
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