This consists of my current list of Lois & Clark wav files from Season 1.
Here are links to Season 2, Season 3 & Season 4.
My "unidentified flying wavs" page contains "other" wavs including advertisements, commercial lead-ins, music and bloopers, as well as a few wavs I couldn't identify.
If you would like copies of any of these .wavs, please email me at:
jenerators@optushome.com.auIf you would like copies of ALL of these .wavs, or of a lot of them, or of some of the large ones which will jam up my mailbox when they bounce back to me if there's not room in your mailbox when I send them to you, please see below with regard to the L&C CD Rom!
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fullname |
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speakers |
words |
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bdplne.wav |
1:01:Pilot |
extra |
Is that a bird? Is it a plane? Nope, just a guy in a pair of tights and a cape! |
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cat.wav |
1:01:Pilot |
Clark |
Cat! |
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catcall.wav |
1:01:Pilot |
Cat Grant |
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closet.wav |
1:01:Pilot |
Perry, Clark |
P: When are you coming.... Out of the closet? C: Soon sir! |
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comin.wav |
1:01:Pilot |
Jimmy, Lois |
Where you going? Nowhere! I'm comin' too! |
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dontfall.wav |
1:01:Pilot |
Lois |
Don't fall for me, Farmboy. I don't have time for it. |
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farmboy.wav |
1:01:Pilot |
Lois |
Don't fall for me, Farmboy. I don't have time for it. |
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hardbody.wav |
1:01:Pilot |
Lois |
So explain something to me. You eat like an eight year old, and you look like Mr Hardbody. What's your secret and can I have it? |
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naked.wav |
1:01:Pilot |
Lois |
I said nine, I thought you'd be naked...mmmm. Ready! |
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ontop.wav |
1:01:Pilot |
Clark |
You like to be on top. Got it |
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surprise.wav |
1:01:Pilot |
Lex |
You surprise me Mr Kent. I'm not often surprised. |
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tightend.wav |
1:01:Pilot |
Cat, Lois |
Cat: |
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typical.wav |
1:01:Pilot |
Clark |
Lois, trust me on this, I am NOT your typical male! |
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welcome.wav |
1:01:Pilot |
Perry |
Clark Kent, welcome to the Daily Planet |
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allmylif.wav |
1:02:SV |
Superman, Lois |
I hear you've been looking for me? All my life! |
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blklethr.wav |
1:02:SV |
Clark, Cat |
CK: Look! Somehow everyone thinks we were hanging from the chandeliers wearing black leather the other night. CG: Mmmm, Well, we were interrupted. |
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catdrag.wav |
1:02:SV |
Lois |
Well, look what the cat dragged in! |
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duck.wav |
1:02:SV |
Lois |
If something looks like a duck, walks like a duck and talks like a duck, chances are pretty good it is a duck. |
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frisked.wav |
1:02:SV |
Lois |
It is horrible the way they're treating us. See that agent over there? He frisked me, twice! |
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soweird.wav |
1:02:SV |
Lois |
Lois: You are so weird. Works for ya though. |
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rogertht.wav |
1:03:NEB |
Nigel St John |
Roger that. |
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crush.wav |
1:06:IGACOY |
Lois |
Lola Dane singing "I've Got a Crush on You" |
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romeo.wav |
1:06:IGACOY |
Lola Dane singing |
You're my big and brave handsome romeo |
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smoothie.wav |
1:06:IGACOY |
Clark |
How about a smoothie? It'll only take a second |
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llwrong.wav |
1:07:SK |
Lois |
ehhhh! Wrong answer! |
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skwrong.wav |
1:07:SK |
Amy |
Ehhhh. Wrong answer |
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suckonit.wav |
1:08:GGGOH |
Lois |
Put it in your mouth & suck on it! |
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hottime.wav |
1:09:MOSB |
Lex |
There's gonna be a hot time in the old town tonight |
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comemama.wav |
1:10:PML |
Lois |
Minute's up, Clark. Come to Mama! |
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darling.wav |
1:10:PML |
Lois, Clark |
Lois: Oh! Clark! Where have you been my darling! Clark: Lois, come with me, we have to talk. Lois: Oh, Yes we do! I have so much to say! |
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drunk.wav |
1:10:PML |
Clark, Lois |
Clark: Lois, it's very late. Lois: Oh, not too late for us, I hope, for us, for happiness. Clark: Oh no, Lois, please no don't. Lois: Oh Clark, I love you I want to spend the rest of my life with you. Clark: Lois, please go home. You're here, this is my home. c But it's not real. What you're feeling is not real. I don't know exactly how, but there was something in the perfume that made everybody in the newsroom drunk on love. Lois, I cannot take advantage of you like this! |
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getagrip.wav |
1:10:PML |
Clark, Lois |
C: Lois! Please! Get a grip! L: Believe me, I'd love to! |
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grip.wav |
1:10:PML |
Clark, Lois |
Clark: Lois, please, get a grip! Lois: Oh! believe me, I'd love to. Clark: Lois, I'm not sure what kind of game you're playing here, but it's making me very uncomfortable!. Lois: Let's get outta here. Clark: Out of here, Lois: Yes. Clark: so now you wanna play hookey? Lois: Mmm. Desperately. Clark: But what about work? Lois: Forget about work, forget about time, Forget about the rest of the world. Mmm! |
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lex.wav |
1:10:PML |
Clark, Lois |
Clark: So, how was your date? Lois: Very... interesting. Clark: What does that mean? Lois: Lex wasn't quite... himself. Clark: Well that must have been a welcome change! |
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lostmind.wav |
1:10:PML |
Clark, Lois |
Clark: Lois, I can't take it any more, if you really want me, I'm yours. Lois: Clark!? Have you lost your mind? ...oh my g- Or, have I lost mine? |
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phero.wav |
1:10:PML |
Lois, Clark |
Lois: Pheromones? I never heard of them. Clark: Sure you have. "Pheromones: A chemical substance secreted by animals which produces a specific response to other individuals of the same species." Lois: What did you do, memorise the dictionary? Clark: I'm a speed reader. Lois: Well. luckily it wears off in 48 hours. Clark: Depending upon a person's metabolic rate. Lois: I don't get it, I mean Dr Freedman said that it should only work if you're already physically attracted to the person and then it just overrides your normal restraints. Clark: Right. There has to be some animal magnetism there to begin with. All this substance does is inhibit that part of the brain which acts as intellectual defence mechanism, leaving that person helpless to control themselves. Lois: But that would mean that I found you... Clark, you were sprayed, how come you didn't fall for me? Clark: Guess I'm just not attracted to you Lois. Lois: Liar! You are so attracted to me! Clark: I Guess not. Lois: Guess so! Clark: Guess not! Lois: Guess so! Clark: Can we get back to the story now please? Lois: Fine by me! |
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somethng.wav |
1:10:PML |
Clark |
Clark: Lois, you don't know how many times i've thought about this, dreamt about this, well, something like this. |
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throwup.wav |
1:10:PML |
Lex |
I may throw up. |
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wantyou.wav |
1:10:PML |
Lois, Clark |
Lois: Clark? Clark: Just a sec, Lois, I.... Lois: Whatchoo working on? Clark: The dock strike. You - you know the two sides are really that far apart. Lois: How far apart are they? Clark: Lois are you feeling ok? Lois: Never better. I just couldn't help noticing how very handsome you look today. Clark: Handsome? Lois: Mmmm. very. Clark: Oh, I get it. What do you want? Research? Your VCR fixed? A ride to the airport, a Blind date for your...? Lois: No, I don't want anything, except you. |
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chumpy.wav |
1:11:HIM |
Lois, Clark |
C: There's no such word as "chumpy". L: Sure there is, someone's a chump, therefore he is chumpy. C: Try again. L: Are you challenging me? C: You bet your sweet little chumpy I am! |
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goodnite.wav |
1:11:HIM |
Clark, Lois |
C: Goodnight Lois... Lois, Goodnight.... Goodniiiight Lois. L: Goodnight Clark |
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dontlve.wav |
1:13:Witness |
Clark, Lois |
C: I'll find him. L: No! Please don't leave me! C: Ok, I won't. I'm here, I'm right here! I'm right here. |
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nearthat.wav |
1:16:The Foundling |
Perry |
Ooh, I'm just not gonna go near that. |
I would like to thank the following people for their help in identifying some of these wavs for me:
Larus2407@aol.com, NKWolke@t-online.de, MarBrian@aol.com, jem@webone.com.au, ramirez@estuary.amrl.odu.edu, trish@hotkey.net.au, angee.chaudhry@fastc.demon.co.uk, amciotola@aol.com and zoomway@aol.com
One of the wonderful FoLC out there has produced a CD containing all and more of these wavs, together with avis, movs, pictures and a whole episode in real-player format. For information on purchasing the CD, click here.
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Last Updated on 12/07/98
By Jenny Stosser