Son of Bumper Stickers

I love animals. I eat them and wear their skins.

Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun.

Did you check if your horn works?

I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the June Flower.

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Pardon my driving, I'm reloading.

Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

Have you ever noticed how nothing is impossible for those who don't have to do it?

When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

I think your hard drive has a slipped disk.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Dyslexics of the world, untie!

I don't find it hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere.

Inflation is when the buck doesn't stop anywhere.

I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back.

I want more Bumper Stickers!

Take me Back to The Funny Farm

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