Grandson of Bumper Stickers

Don't steal. The government hates competition.

If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk.

I hear you lost your cat? Check under my tire.

I can only please one person a day, and today ain't your day... (tomorrow ain't looking good either).

Men are idiots and I married their king.

National Atheist's Day April 1

Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician

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All generalizations are false.

Seen on an old, beat-up car: "This is not an abandoned vehicle."

Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

Work is for people who don't know how to fish.

If you don't like the news, go out and make some.

I Brake For No Apparent Reason.

Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight!

Where there's a will, I want to be in it!

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you have got.

How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away?

I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want?

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.

I can handle pain until it hurts.

I'm objective; I object to everything.

Gravity is a myth. The Earth sucks.

No matter where you go, you're there.

If everything is coming your way, then you're in the wrong lane.

Life's a beach, and then you drown.

Time flies when you don't know what you're doing.

Have a nice day... somewhere else.

It's been Monday all week.

Gravity always gets me down.

I've given up trying to escape from reality; they always find me anyway.

They told me I was gullible... and I believed them.

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

If God intended man to smoke, He would have set him on fire.

It's bad luck to be superstitious.

Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.

Support bacteria! It's the only culture some people have.

I believe in getting in hot water; it keeps you clean.

According to my best recollection, I don't remember.

I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.

Honk if you like peace and quiet.

I want more Bumper Stickers!

Take me Back to The Funny Farm

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