Return of the Bumper Stickers

The Big Bang Theory: God Spoke and BANG it happened.

I still miss my ex-wife. But my aim is improving.

I can't go to work today. The voices told me to stay home and clean the guns.

They're not hot flashes...they're POWER SURGES!

I'm back by popular demand.

CAUTION! I drive like you do!

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

WARNING: mental backup in progress.

Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Pardon my driving, I'm reloading.

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.

Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

A day without sunshine is like, night.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

I want more Bumper Stickers!

Take me Back to The Funny Farm

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