Seminars for Women
In response to the seminar offerings by the female staff, the male staff
has created a set of courses for females of all marital status.
THE FOLLOWING COURSES WILL BE OFFERED:
General Education:
o GE101: Why the Toilet
Seat Has Hinges
o GE102: Checkbook Balancing (formerly "Remedial Third Grade Arithmetic")
o GE103: How to Drive
a Nail Without Breaking One
o GE104: How to Parallel
Park
o GE105: Why Going to
the Bathroom is Not a Group Activity
o GE106: Road Maps and
Other Crutches for Spineless Wimps
o GE107: Why a Bad Sports
Telecast is Better Than a Good Soap Opera
* Home Economics:
o HE101a: Over-Laundering
- Why Clothing Wears Out Premature
o HE101b: Over-Vacuuming
- Why Carpets Wear Out Prematurely
o HE101c: Over-Dusting
- Why Furniture Wears Out Prematurely
o HE101d: Over-Washing
- Why Dishes Wear Out Prematurely
o HE102: How to Avoid
Spending Money You Don't Have (formerly "How to Cut Credit Cards
in Half")
o HE103: Overcoming "The
Imelda Syndrome" (formerly called "How Many Feet Do You Have, Anyway?")
* Interpersonal Relationships:
o IR101: How to Say "No"
With Kindness and Appreciation
o IR102: Why Men Enjoy
Grocery Shopping About As Much As Women Enjoy Watching Roller Derby
o IR103: Submission -
a Biblical Perspective (prereq: SE101a or b)
o IR104: Marriage - The
Number One Cause of Divorce
o IR105: Preposterous
Mood Swings (PMS) (formerly "Keeping Your Personal Problems from Ruining Everyone Else's Life Too")
