Bumper Stickers!

EARTH FIRST - We'll log the other planets later.

If your ship hasn't come in...Swim out to it!

Life's too short to dance with ugly men/women.

I LIKE CATS! They taste like chicken.

Men are proof that women can take a joke.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.

I like you but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic particles.

"Auntie Em: Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. - Dorothy"

ESCHEW OBFUSCATION. (means avoid confusion/overcomplication)

LOTTERY: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

WE ARE MICROSOFT. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

Few women admit their age, few men act it.

If we aren't supposed to eat amimals, why are they made with meat?

Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot.

According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.

Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them.

Forget about world peace... visualize using your turn signal.

WARNING: DATES ON CALENDAR ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR.

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "Smart"?

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

3 kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Bumper sticker in the year 2100: DISCO STILL SUCKS