A Smile for Today

A PANDA walks into an Old West saloon and growls, "GIMME SOME FOOD!" After wolfing down the food, he draws a six-shooter, plugs the piano player dead in the back, and heads for the door. The bartender hollers, "Hey! You just killed my piano player, and you haven't paid me for the food!" The panda screams back, "You idiot! Don't you know I'm a panda? LOOK IT UP!" And away he goes. The bartender looks up "panda" in the dictionary and finds: "Large furry marsupial of the Asian continent. Eats shoots and leaves."

For some more smiles:
Go to: Buppa Land
Or try: The Funny Pages
Graphic humor at: Jon's Cartoonarama

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