I was born in 
Hawaii. Unfortunately, no record of my early life exists, and I don't
remember much before my family
adopted me at the Hawaiian Humane Society.
I was about eight months old, and was pretty banged up, I had been
surviving alone on the streets. But I was destined for bigger and better things;
my own apartment, with a family to pay the rent; toys; an extensive wardrobe;
an allowance of $7 a week, I even have a Platinum Visa card in my name (yes, I'm very serious). The only thing I don't get enough of is food, I don't know
why I'm not served a plate at dinner time; sleep, a "mighty-dog"
type like myself, should have at least 10 or 12 "dog-naps"; every
day; and attention, my people insist they have to go to someplace they
call work. That leaves just me and my MTV
(Don't tell my mommy I change the channel after she's gone, she thinks
rap music is a bad influence, but a dog can only watch so much PBS [sorry
Wishbone]).
When I was about 3 we moved from Hawaii to New Jersey. I've logged a lot of travel miles since then, I visited Atlantic City (They
threw me out of the Taj Mahal), Virginia Beach (Hi Keskie & Alex!), Boston (Look out Golden Retrievers), Pennsylvania (I scared an Amish girl), and of course The
Big Apple (I made it there, so I'll make it anywhere), and have plans for
even more excursions to come. Since moving here I've discovered the wonders
of snow, the evil of squirrels, and most importantly
New Jersey Devils Hockey.
Thanks for visiting my site! Now, please take some time to get to
know me even better. Just click below, you can see more about my life in
Hawaii then peruse my editorials, for my point of view on important topics. For those of you who just can't get enough, there are pages with lots of pictures of me, and my life story. Please don't
miss my tribute to the New Jersey Devils with
pictures of me suited-up to play, and of course my Psychic
Puppy Network Page (did I forget to mention my psychic powers?). You can send a "Kylie-gram" to your friends and play game of "Kylie-tration" on my fun and games page, but don't leave without entering my contest for a chance to win a Psychic Puppy T-Shirt. Thanks for stopping by!
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Last update
was October 6, 2002
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