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Build your own Model plane. If you try this, please let me know the results.
A new picture gallery
Thoughts on Chain emails
I'd love to have played this practical joke on someone. Anyone with an office cubicle will appreciate this.
This one is good (but its not right). The TV show Catchphrase had this funny moment.
Want to know how to deal with telesales people. And yes
I've really tried some of these out myself, worked a treat! I'm actually looking forward to receiving telesales calls now.
Another page of humour for the women (sort of anyway)
page 7
6 pages of humour for the women
page 1,
page 2,
page 3,
page 4,
page 5,
page 6
Improve your word power with the thesaurus
and never be lost for words again
Whooooooaaaaaa!! Spooky!! Have you seen this man
somewhere before.. ?
Theres a lot of funny things to be found on the net. In this section I have placed the very best I can find.
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The funniest single web page ever! See what you think of these True stories
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No more need be said, just some amazing World Records???
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You won't find any of these records in the Guinness Book of Records. I wonder why not? Perhaps they are just a bit too controversial.
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A story: Self Surgery Read this one through if you think you are man enough. Women will have a completely different perpective on this one, and may just find it a bit gross.
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Are you a fan of Rock group Queen? Do you like Curry? Then stop reading now and click this link at once.
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This is something that every man needs to know. Where to stand in the men's restroom.
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This is just about the most remarkable picture that I've ever seen. If you've ever had an operation and felt a bit sore and swollen, think again.
And if you thought that was impressive, see a man with a big cock
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A true story about an evening in a pub.
Take time to read it all, and bear in mind that its all true!
"League of Gentlemen" springs to mind here
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They say that revenge is a dish best served cold. Well you have to admire this
tale of revenge.
I'd love to think it was true, but I doubt it somehow.
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Some advice for american tourists
to our great country.
Joke of the Week
There are three blokes drinking in a pub, when another man comes in and
starts drinking at the bar.
After a while he approaches the group of lads, and, pointing at the one
in the middle shouts 'I've shagged your mum!'
The other two guys look bewildered as the man resumes his drinking at the
bar. Ten minutes later he comes back and yells at the middle guy again 'Your
mum's sucked my cock!'. And then goes back to his drink.
The same thing happens, ten minutes later he's back again and announces
'Oi! I've had your mum up the arse!'.
Finally the guy in the middle stands up and shouts, 'Look, dad, you're
pissed, now bugger off home'.
If you enjoyed that, see the Joke of the week archive
A Plea...
Do you like this site?
Does your appreciation for its chuckle generation abilities lead you into a
mistaken assumption that the author must be a good bloke?
Then why not help him out by sending
stuff in. It doesn't have to be funny. In fact it rarely is. But due to a
bizarre set of circumstances it's hardly worth going into here, the author
receives a tin of luncheon meat for every email you send. Nice, eh?
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Try this story, about a
Chinese Doctor
but read it in a chinese accent for best effect.
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Another True Story, or is it? Let me know what you think.
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A joke that is both funny and clean and inoffensive, a rare thing indeed:
Sherlock Holmes
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You can see the end coming a mile off, but its still a good one:
In the Country...
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Tommy Cooper - Britain's best ever comedian(?) - a selection of his
wise sayings
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If you are from the USA, you may want to avoid my tributes to the
greatest nation on Earth:
America
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Are you from a
small town? See if this applies to you.
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The highly recommended 2 cows page. Lets suppose that you own
2 cows? How do you fare in the world?
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The english football fans amongst you will remember the stirring
3 lions song. This is a 'must read' alternative version.
There is now an alternative 'Alternative version', all about
David Beckham
If you've never heard the song, then these 2 links will be a complete mystery you so don't bother.
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A page of
miscellaneous jokes.
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Everybody hates mathematicians.
Heres why.
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Are you the sort of person who likes to annoy people.
Don't be shy about it. Everyone needs a hobby. Even Mother Teresa, God Bless, must have had a few annoying habits.
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Coleman Balls..
You either love 'em or hate 'em. Our foreign visitors may never have heard of David Coleman, but you'll know someone like him.
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Darwin awards:
1999
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1998
,
1997.
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Are you getting old? Read these
realizations that you're no longer in college.
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(_!_) a regular arse, (__!__) a fat arse.
Here are some more Arse/Ass icons
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A harmless little story about a
Goat.
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This is simply a great page. If you find people with names like
"Hugh Jarse" or "R. Sole" funny then read these
unfortunate email addresses.
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How do you know if you are too drunk? Simply read this.
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Some things you dont want to hear during surgery.
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A top tip: Create instant designer stubble by sucking a magnet and dipping your
chin into a bowl of iron filings.
More top tips here.
There is now a second page
even better top tips here.
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Some bizarre murders
- it could only happen in America
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