Christine's Rules

  1. Christine is wonderful.
  2. Christine is always right.
  3. Christine does not adhere to any rules except her own.
  4. Christine is always right.
  5. It is unlawful for any personage to have rules except those of Christine's.
  6. Christine is always right.
  7. All persons must behave themselves (i.e. Keep the elbows off the table. Speak only when there is nothing in the mouth. Do not engage in loud conversation, etc...).
  8. Christine is always right.
  9. Christine can develoup more rules as the situation deems it necessary.
  10. Christine is always right.
  11. Words are pronounced the way Christine says they are pronounced (ex. Hypocrate is pronounced [haipokrait].).
  12. Christine is always right.
  13. Christine can spell things as she pleases (ex. music is spelled musik in Christine's written dialect).
  14. Christine is always right.
  15. Zippers on backpacks must be positioned on the side, either left or right, but never in the middle.
  16. Christine is always right.
  17. Glasses must be clean at all times.
  18. Christine is always right.
  19. It is unlawful to tote calculaters unless they are to be used for a good cause.
  20. Christine is always right.
  21. It is unlawful to involve one's self in science fiction (either in books, movies, conversations, thoughts, etc...).
  22. Christine is always right.
  23. Star Trek is not science fiction.
  24. Christine is always right.
  25. It is unlawful to engage one's self in fantasy (either in books, movies, conversations, thoughts, etc...).
  26. Christine is always right.
  27. The books Rusalka, Chernevog, and Yevgenie by C.J. Chreryh are not fantasy.
  28. Christine is always right.
  29. Brasses are the best.
  30. Christine is always right.
  31. Christine can do whatever pleases her.
  32. Christine is always right.
  33. It is unlawful for male personages to grow "tails".
  34. Christine is always right.
  35. It is unlawful to eat food that Christine doesn't like the smell of (ex. barbeque chips, onions, (bell) peppers, etc...).
  36. Christine is always right.
  37. It is unlawful to drink liquids that Christine does not like the smell of (ex. cranberry juice, grape juice, orange juice, etc...).
  38. Christine is always right.
  39. All male persons must shave as many times a day as needs be in order to keep a clean shaven face.
  40. Christine is always right.
  41. Persons walking together may not walk in step either by accident or on purpose.
  42. Christine is always right.
  43. It is unlawful for any person to engage in the watching of any sport.
  44. Christine is always right.
  45. Tha games of chess and golf are not sports.
  46. Christine is always right.
  47. Even though they are not sports, it is unlawful to engage oneself in the playing or watching of chess or golf.
  48. Christine is always right.
  49. Role-playing is strictly forbidden.
  50. Christine is always right.
  51. All persons must obey all rules even if they have not been written yet.
  52. Christine is always right.
  53. All rules are subject to change without prior notification.
  54. Christine is always right.
  55. When engaged in arm wrestling, Christine gets two arms while her competition gets one.
  56. Christine is always right.
  57. When ending a telephone conversation, Christine's converser must hang up the telephone first.
  58. Christine is always right.
  59. If Christine requests information from a knowlegable individual, that individual must supply the requested information.
  60. Christine is always right.
  61. Christine is not ticklish.
  62. Christine is always right.

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Note: These are just fictitious rules.