How To Be A
Mean Mother
A mean mother never allows candy or sweets to take the place of a well-balanced meal. A mean mother insists on knowing where her children are at all times, who their friends are and what they do. A mean mother breaks the Child Labor Law by making her children work: washing dishes, making beds, learning to cook and doing other cruel and unpleasant chores. A mean mother makes life miserable for her offspring by insisting that they always tell the truth. A mean mother produces teenagers who are wiser and more sensible. A mean mother can smile with secret delight and pride when she hears her own grandchildren call their parents "mean." What the world needs now are more
Mean Mothers ~~~~ and Fathers.
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Food for Thought...
There's a miracle called friendship It dwells within the heart, And you don't know how it happens Or when it gets its start... But the happiness it brings you Always gives a special lift, And you realize that friendship Is God's most precious gift.
When a girl hits thirteen, you can just watch her lose her mind. Luckily she gets it back; but during the time that it's misplaced, you can lose your own. Bill Cosby
The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant--and let the air out of their tires.
"Patience is the ability to idle your motor when you feel like stripping your gears" Barbara Johnson
This background was made especially for me by a lady named Helen, from Australia. Thank you so very much!! I really do appreciate the time and effort you put into doing this very special project for me.
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