How Old Are You REALLY???

(the answers and the scoring can be found at the end,
but don't cheat!!!!)

1. Name the 4 Beatles. ________, _______, _________, and ___________.

2. Finish the line: "Lions and Tigers and Bears, __________ __________!

3. "Hey kids, what time is it?" ________ __________ __________ _________!

4. What do M & M's do? _____________ __________ __________ ___________, _______ ____________ ___________.

5. What helps build strong bodies 12 ways? __________ _________

6. Long before he was Mohammed Ali, we knew him as _____________ _____________.

7. "You'll wonder where the yellow went, _________ ________ __________ _______ ______ ___________ ____________."

8. Post-baby boomers know Bob Denver as the Skipper's "little buddy." But we know that Bob Denver is actually Dobie's closest friend, __________ G. ____________.

9. M-I-C, .... See ya' real soon, .... K-E-Y, __________? __________ __________ ________ _______________!

10."Brylcream: ________ __________ __________ _________ ___________ ___________."

11.Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone ___________ __________.

12.From the early days of our music, real rock 'n roll, finish this line: "I wonder, wonder, wonder...wonder ________ _________ __________ ___________ ___________ _____________?"

13.And while we're remembering rock 'n roll, try this one: "War...uh-huh, huh,...yea; what is it good for?, __________ ____________."

14.Meanwhile, back home in Metropolis, Superman fights a never-ending battle for truth, justice, and ________ __________ _________.

15.He came out of the University of Alabama, and became one of the best quarterbacks in the history of the NFL. He later went on to appear in a television commercial wearing women's stockings. He is Broadway ________ ___________.

16."I'm Popeye the sailor man; I'm Popeye the sailor man. I'm strong to the finish, ________ ________ __________ __________ ___________, ...I'm Popeye the sailor man."

17.Your children probably recall that Peter Pan was recently played by Robin Williams, but we will always remember when Peter was played by ____________ __________.

18.In a movie from the late sixties, Paul Newman played Luke, a ne'er do well who was sent to a prison camp for cutting off the heads of parking meters with a pipe cutter. When he was captured after an unsuccessful attempt to escape, the camp commander (played by Strother Martin) used this experience as a lesson for the other prisoners, and explained, "What we have here, __________ _____________ ____________ __________ __________."

19.In 1962, a dejected politician chastised the press after losing a race for governor while announcing his retirement from politics. "Just think, you won't have ________ _________ to kick around anymore."

20."Every morning, at the mine, you could see him arrive; He stood six foot, six, weighed 245. Kinda' broad at the shoulder, and narrow at the hip, and everybody knew you didn't give no lip to ________ _________' ___________ __________ ___________."

21."I found my thrill, ____________ ________________ __________."

22.___________ _____________ said, "Good night, Mrs. Calabash, ____________ ________ __________."

23."Good night, David." "________ __________, _________."

24."Liar, liar, _________ __________ __________."

25."When it's least expected, you're elected. You're the star today. ________! ________ _______ __________ __________."

26.It was Pogo, the comic strip character, who said, "we have met the enemy, and _________ __________ ___________."

ANSWERS

  1. John, Paul, George, Ringo
  2. Oh, my
  3. It's Howdy Doody Time
  4. They melt in your mouth, not in your hand
  5. Wonder Bread
  6. Cassius Clay
  7. when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent
  8. Maynard G. Krebbs
  9. Why? Because we like you.
  10. A little dab'll do ya
  11. over 30
  12. Who Wrote The Book Of Love
  13. Absolutely nothin'
  14. the American way
  15. Joe Namath
  16. cause I eats me spinach
  17. Mary Martin
  18. is a failure to communicate
  19. Richard Nixon
  20. Big John, Big Bad John
  21. On Blueberry Hill
  22. Jimmy Durante, wherever you are
  23. Good night, Chet.
  24. pants on fire
  25. Smile! You're on Candid Camera
  26. he is us

 

SCORING

24-26 correct - 50+ years old

20-23 correct - 40's

15-19 correct - 30's

10-14 correct - 20's

0-9 correct - You're, like, sorta a teenage dude

the O.T.H. Kid

Thanks, Jennifer. These questions brought back many memories of days gone by.

2001