Do you think that you may be from Craigyhill but aren't sure?
Only 5,000 people actually live in Craigyhill, but 56.4 million people around the world claim to be of Craigyhillian descent! Take our simple test and find out the truth
Choose a, b or c in response the following questions:
What are the 4 primay colours in which "Snorkel coats" are available?
(a)What's a "Snorkle Coat"?
(b)I dinnae kno, mines always covered in keek and snotters also the part o the brain that allows colour discrimination didnae develope in me cosa my Mas chronic Turps abuse.
(c)Brown, Green, Black an Blue.
Buckfast is a.....
(a)Rapid male deer
(b)A wild classy drink that I one day aspire tae taste
(c)Cheap keek that gets ye blootered
What are your favourite biscuits?
(a)I like all biscuits equally, I have no favourites
(b)Kimberly, Mikado and Coconut cream, when my ma can steal them.
(c)Anything but Kimberly, Mikado and Coconut cream, cos only smelly folk frae Antiville (and many Seacourt residents) eat them.
Name three flavours of Maine Lemonade?
(a)Don't know of "Maine Lemonade"
(b)I generally just drink frae puddles, or catch the drips frae our dogs wab an drink them.
(c) Cloudy Lime, American Cola and Raspberryade. Stolen when the lemonade man isnae lookin.
Identify this sound - HSDUsk6#$ftsdZZZfwq*9k
(a)I have no idea. Someone dying?
(b)The sound a greyhoond makes when yir molestin it
(c) Stewarties van trying tae play a clapped oot recording of Greensleeves whilst ascending even the mildest of inclines.
If ye answered all (a):Yir no frae Craigyhill. Maybe yir English, a regular school attendee, or somthin'. Pish aaaff.
If ye answered all (b):Yir frae Antiville, Baiy. How the f@#k did you gain access tae a computer. An even bigger question is, by what bizzare sequence of involountary spasms did ye manage to switch it on an get tae this page???? Go an wash.
If ye answered all (c):You are HOME Brother. Come, breathe in the smoke from a chimmney fire with me as it whafts across the green. We shall break a bottle in the park tae honour our forefathers.