- website last updated 10th November 2006
Hello and welcome to my page. I think it will certainly be a very good page indeed. It definitely looks good, doesn't it? Wowee! What a good page.
So, that bit of gibberish aside, I think I'll get down to business. This site is dedicated to the memory of my cat, Heath, who is affectionately known in some circles as "Heath the Rat". But he wasn't a rat at all. He was a cat AND a rat AND a bomber. But anyway, now that I've got the dedication out of the way, let's really get down to business.
Latest Interesting Bit of News: I've written a new article - a full-on six months after the last one! Who says this site doesn't get updated?
10th November 2006 - Postman Pat - the Video Game! A very stupid contribution to the world of computer gaming.
7th December 2005 - Let's play with words! This article isn't very good actually. But there's precious few articles going up at the moment.
7th December 2005 - He-Man: Defender of Grayskull Reviewed! And regrettably, He-Man cannot do a very good job of defending his game from my criticisms.
23rd November 2005 - He-Man and Skeletor's Most Epic Battle! How will He-Man defeat Skeletor's latest and greatest plan?
Spring 2005's articles including 'My Visit to Googlism', 'Heat the Rat' and 'Doctor Who and the Sofa'.
Archives The entire backlog of articles from Heath the Rat's Silly Page!
Useful Links Though, when I say useful, I do of course mean anything but.
View more old Guestbook entries!
View even more old Guestbook entries!
View the fourth page of old Guestbook entries! Despite anyone's feelings on the matter, I'm not in fact remotely proficient at website design, and the resultant page that you'll see if you click on this link is an demonstration of such. I have no idea why it happened.
Submit an article! If you want to see your own work up on this site, submit it to me at this address! I make no guarantee that I'll put it up, but if it is sufficiently amusing, I will do! And as an added incentive to do this, I'm considering putting up a 'Website Staff Members Page', on which anyone who submits an article can write a little bit about themselves! Exciting, eh? (And don't try to email me at Fishyfishman@aol.com anymore, because for some reason, AOL has decided that that's an invalid address. Just as well I don't actually get anything vital there, really.)
