Family Portraits

These are from when we took all those gazzilions of pictures with everyone's cameras. Remember when I had my dad set up my camera on the self-timer, and then he thought it wasn't working, so he went to go fix it and it ended up taking the picture as soon as he left? Well, that's the first picture you see. (Notice how my Dad's not in it, and so everyone's laughing.)

Then the second picture is when he did it a second time and got it to work while managing to still be in the picture. The first one is SUCH a better picture because everyone was laughing that it went off right after my dad went to go fix it, so everyone's happy and laughing and smiling. So, it's an awesome picture, but my dad's not in it.

Well, that's where my engiNERD skills come in...If you look at the third picture, you'll notice that it's exactly the same as the first, except now my dad magically appears to be in it. That's 'cause I used the **MAGIC** that is me in combination with my engiNERD skills and cut him out of the second picture and sorta "spliced" him into the third one! Hahaha...I'm such a dork...


Family laughing at Adam and happy
Everyone's laughing 'cause my dad's trying to "fix" the camera while it's going off!

Family basically looking retarded!
Here, everyone looks boring and dull...but at least my dad's in it!

Family (including Adam) looking normal and happy
TaDa! We're all happy and my dad's in the picture!
(This is the picture you see on the homepage.)
Things to make fun of in the second picture:
The two pictures are so incredibly different from each other that I thought I'd point out my favorite differences.
  • Grandpa. Need I say more?
  • Brianna's weird "side-smile".
  • Shawna's closed eyes.
  • Brennan never changes...
  • Jeff, Csilla, and Pat barely change. (Well, I guess I look basically the same in both, too.)

That second picture is hard evidence that when we try to look cute...we fail miserably! All I can say is, when I get married, I'm gonna have clowns or something standing by the camera during my wedding photos to make everyone laugh... I mean otherwise, come on, we look like the 'Tard Family or something.