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This Week's Article:
Nothing: Uncensored
Skippy the Red:
I have absolutely nothing to say. How about I hit something with a stick? How about I hit Froke with a stick?The Amazing Captain Froke: I wouldn't much appreciate that.
4: I'm cool with that.
4:
The critics are raving about this week's article from the Heavenly Barnacle. Here are just a few examples:
"Truly, the most nothing on the web!" --Washington Post
"More nothing than I could shake a stick at!" --New York Times
"Nothing, nothing, and more nothing!" --TIME Magazine
"Four Stars!" --The 1-Hr-Web-Revue
You've read what all the critics are saying. Now here's the real thing!
NOTHING!
The Amazing Captain Froke: That was
The Amazing Captain Froke:
Wow, for nothing, this article is kind of a let down. Even a bit of not nothing. A bit of... something... if you will. And I will.
But I am sure there are those who won't. They will insist on everything, including (but not limited to) anything and even nothing. I suppose in some sense, this makes everyone happy. After all, at least it's something.
Skippy the Red: For once I agree with you. And I haven't touched the bottle in... hours.