| Boil Anger Lyrics - Anger Boils, the debut from Craplantic! |
| I'm a Bad Ass Bitch! Boil Anger, Slut Puppy, Bitch Whore, J. Ritchie Verse 1: You asked me out on a date. I banged your best friend last night - too late! I think you're just way too lazy. Your girlfriend's being a jealous witch. She says I'm a jealous bitch. I gotcha now, so she is crazy. Chorus: I'm a Bad Ass Bitch! You had me? Don't you wish! Ooh - ooh - oh oh - uh uh Verse 2: You girls all player-hate. Why can't you see that I'm just so great? Don't hate the player - hate the game. Guys all want me, Girls want to be like me. But compared to me, everyone's so lame! Bridge: Don't compare me with Britney, Christina, Jessica, or Madonna. I can prove I'm the best, if you really wanna. I'll spread my legs and let you in. I don't care if you're just my friend. |
| I'm Your Worst Nightmare Boil Anger, Slut Puppy, Bitch Whore, J. Ritchie Verse 1: I'm too good for you, baby. You asked me out, and I said maybe. But I really wanted to say no. But I couldn't - I'm such a ho! I've got nearly every STD. Every guy gets in me - If they want a screw. Of course, the football team, I blew. Chorus: I dropped out of school to escape my rep. I was a stuck-up bitchy prep. My boyfriends were popular but fugly, Until I dated Joe Ritchie!!! Verse 2: Now you wish I would give you a chance. My boyfriend's rich and hot, so no romance For you. No one besides me will do! Because your love for only me is true. You're too pathetic to move on, So I do you and then feel wrong. Joe is on tour a lot, and he cheats at times. I even got married and had a kid - nothing rhymes. Bridge: I refuse to discuss my virginity, because It's no one's business where I was When you were studying for SATs. I bet Joe or another ho was all up inside me! |
| I'd Give it up for You! Boil Anger, J. Ritchie, H. Boilanger Verse 1: I have a new Beamer and insurance paid. I have plenty of guys with whom I get laid. I'm dreaming of Prince Charming, Because school's too boring. Why live off my daddy's money When I can live off yours? Don't tell me now - I get mine Because I'm like totally insecure. Chorus: I'd throw my life away for the right one. You're so hot, you're so much fun. You know just how to please me right! You say I'm good and oh so tight. Verse 2: I could go to college and study opera, But I'd rather follow you on tour. Your boyband is the original - the best. All other pop singers, I detest. The males compete with you, since you'll go solo. The girls are just jealous, wannabee hos. I know more about life than any of our Competitors and friends ever will know! |
| Bow Down to Me Boil Anger Verse 1: I'm too hot and sexy for you to even look at me. I'm the best singer out - I just haven't made it big yet. I spread my legs, and power flows out! I'm the best - I'm willing to bet! Chorus: Bow down to me - you know you want this! But you'll never have this ever! I'm engaged to Joe, and I won't cheat again. You have no chance - you're just a friend. You are so mad dillusional With your threats to my antis, you're also a criminal. I got my divorce now, and I'll marry Joe next. I'm just the fucking best! Verse 2: Don't you want me to be your girl? I'm the best girlfriend in the world. Every guy I do says I'm the best. I've definately been put to the test! Bridge: Bow down to me - ooh ooh eee! You know you can't ever have me! I want you to kiss my ass. I have, like, way more class! |
| Liner Notes All songs produced by the Fuck Buddies: Boil Anger, Heather Boilanger, Joe Ritchie, OKOTB, Bitch Whore, Slut Puppy, and Pimp. Copyright 2001- Fuck Buddies ASCAP (Fuck Buddies Music). Thank yous go to the following: Joe Ritchie from Old Kids on the Block: You've been the BEST boyfriend ever! I can't believe I dated 30 other guys while I knew you! I'm like SO totally glad we're back together. Dad: Thanks for being there for me all the time - you're a sweetie. This album is dedicated to you! You have been my idol growing up, so thank you! Thanks for being a nurturing parent, since you're all I had. The bitch who gave birth to me: Fuck off! I hate you. No, I don't care about you enough to hate you. You're right up there with Eminem's mom! I guess you made me the Eminem of pop music!!! Alyssa: You're the cutest little chick in the world, for now. I love you always and forever! Old Kids on the Block except Joe: You guys are sore losers who can kiss my ass! Thanks for letting me open on your Into the Century Tour, but you still suck ass without Joe. He got me, and not you, so you can all fuck off! I don't care if you think your girlfriends and wives are better than me, they aren't. I'm the best person in the world, so fuck off! This album proves I'm the best. I already have an album out, and they don't. Who cares about being a Rockette or dancing for Cher? I'll be like way more famouser than Cher someday soon! And who cares about some independent film that hasn't been released yet? What-the fuck-ever! |
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