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| Boil Anger - Re-Play Sept. 2001 |
| Mike Rotch, Editor-in-Chief I flew to Indianapolis on a sunny morning to be greeted at the airport by two sunny faces: Boil Anger and daughter Alyssa. "Good morning! Welcome to my city!" Boil says. Alyssa even says hi! Boil Anger has been dissed by anti-fans for being a stuck-up cunt, but it's not true! We get my luggage, and she takes me to her house for the interview. As we go into the garage, a cheesy bimbo waves, and Boil ignores her. "She's a stuck up snob - and she has nothing to be stuck up about! Her parents bought all of her furniture, yet she brags that her husband makes good money. She also told me I'm psycho because I dance in my front yard. My dancing got me on MTV, so she can fuck off! She's just a bitch!" |
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| We go into Boil's house and she offers me some Cheetoh's. "I shouldn't have them around, but my little chick and I like to snack on them. By far, our fave is freshly popped popcorn, though. We mostly eat healthy." Boil has undergone a tedious divorce yet has a strong relationship with her on-again-off-again boyfriend of over 10 years, Joe Ritchie of Old Kids on the Block. "He's on tour again. He was off for over a month due to another member's rehab." Does she miss Joe? "Hell, yeah! We have phone sex every fucking night! Oh, I shouldn't have cussed in front of Alyssa! Sorry, sweetie!" She decides that our conversation might be too adult for the little chick and puts her down for a nap. Alyssa cries, so Boil gives her a book, dolls, and some stuffed animals. She throws in the Powerpuff Girls and says, "Here - play with your friends! They miss you!" And on that note, we start the interview. The first page of this interview was before the Joe/Boil break up, and the second page was after. Mike: So, what kind of underwear do you wear? Boil: Do you mind? We're still in her bedroom?! (We go downstairs.) Mike: OK, answer now! Boil: Cotton briefs and bikinis. I have a collection of animal prints - Joe especically loves the cheetah prints. They match my houseshoes. Joe likes the print so much he bought a cheetah-print throw and keeps it at my house. Mike: So, no thongs? Boil: I own a few, but I don't wear them too long - I get too many wedgies. I own some satin bikinis and wear them at times. But I prefer cotton - they're SO comfy! Mike: Who's your favorite boy band member? Boil:. Nick Carter of the Backstreet Boys. Mike: What do you know about him? Boil: Willa says he's a good lay. And, believe me, she would know! Well, she's not as experienced as me, though! Mike: Really? So you're quite the ho?! Boil: Look, I'm a hot chick who's turned down twice as many guys as I've done. I wait several months between guys, usually. I've also always been monogamous. Mike: Ok, enough about you. What hot gossip do you have on the Backstreet Boys? Does Pop Slut know anything? Boil: Hell, yeah! I know as much as her, though. Brian and Kevin's homestate borders mine, so I see them a lot. I see Nick more, though. Mike: And? Boil: When I was married, I went to a concert and yelled at Nick that he was sexy. Mike: Yeah? Boil: That's all I'm telling! Oh, and I had dark red hair, so he doesn't know it's me because I'm blonde now. Mike: Whatever?! Your web site has pics of you with dark red hair! Boil: I know - but like Nick Carter goes to my stupid web site! He just masturbates to me on MTV! Mike: When you yelled at Nick that he was sexy, did Pop Slut and Willa get mad? Boil: That was before I met Pop Slut. Willa was too intimidated by me to start something. She knew I was a green belt in karate back in the day and would've kicked her fucking skank ass! |