Gee, I really wish my page didn't suck so much.

You may be thinking, goodness, why does this lovely young lady with such a great homepage think that her page sucks so bad? Well, I have one, maybe two reasons. NOBODY VISITS MY PAGE. How do I know this? NOBODY SIGNS MY GUESTBOOK. Is it too much to ask for someone to sign my guestbook? I'd be pretty damn happy to see someone write "YOU BITE!" in my guestbook. I'd be so elated that someone actually wrote in my guestbook that I might die. Not to discourage you from signing it or anything. I just thought that you might care about my feelings.