Found in the "Item Description" box on Ebay. I'm leaving out the actual item description here, but all else is verbatim. Actually, this guy was a successful salesperson, with relatively few complaints & a high rating, but seems like he just couldn't stop typing......(Forgot to take his Ritalin??)
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"High Quality! BRAND NEW!IN PACKAGE! *****************
********************* SATISFACTION GUARANTEED
OR FULL REFUND INCLUDING ALL SHIPPING COSTS!Why pay
More? Shipping and Handling is 5.99 in the USA. I
accept Checks, MO's and Paypal. Thanks for Looking!
The FINE PRINT: *******************. BRAND
NEW! Features a Sturdy Handle and Zippered Closure.
************. SATISFACTION GUARANTEED OR FULL REFUND
INCLUDING ALL SHIPPING COSTS!Why pay More? Shipping
and Handling is 5.99 in the USA. I accept Checks, MO's
and Paypal. Thanks for Looking!THE FINE PRINT:The item
ships within 4 business days of payment. Sat and
Sunday do not count. So, if you pay on Thursday (or I
receive your payment on Thursday) your ship date will
be the following TUESDAY. If you pay on Monday (or I
receive your payment on a monday)Your ship date will
be the following FRIDAY. Most times it's faster, but I
am one-person operation so normal life issues some up
and sometimes it can be 4 days. Remember, the fact
that I am one- person keeps the prices down! There are
no tracking numbers. Don't worry, everyone gets their
item. HANDLING charges are now combined for multiple
purchases. Add 3.50 for each additional ********.
Feedback Policy: I love to give positive feedback.
Your responsibility to receive positive feedback from
me does not end with your prompt payment.In the
unlikely event you are not satisfied with the item,
ebay rules state that you must give me the chance to
make it right BEFORE leaving negative or neutral
feedback. YOU MUST GIVE ME THIS OPPORTUNITY to make it
right! If you leave negative or neutral feedback
before giving me the opportunity to make it right, I
will consider it a negative experience and leave the
appropriate feedback. On the other hand if you are
happy with the item, leave me positive feedback! I
will promptly reciprocate. So..... you will get
positive feedback when you are happy and have left
feedback for me.(Keep in mind, I know that 99.5 pecent
of you do this. This policy is just for the minscule
amount of bidders who are hotheads and ruin it for
every one! One last thing. The price on the package
that the Post Office charges for shipping will always
be less than the total that you paid for shipping and
HANDLING. I am not profiting! The key word here is
HANDLING. there are many expenses that I incur besides
the actual shipping. Thanks again for your bid and
happy ebaying!!!!!"