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Found in the "Item Description" box on Ebay. I'm leaving out the actual item description here, but all else is verbatim. Actually, this guy was a successful salesperson, with relatively few complaints & a high rating, but seems like he just couldn't stop typing......(Forgot to take his Ritalin??) | |||||||
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"High Quality! BRAND NEW!IN PACKAGE! ***************** ********************* SATISFACTION GUARANTEED OR FULL REFUND INCLUDING ALL SHIPPING COSTS!Why pay More? Shipping and Handling is 5.99 in the USA. I accept Checks, MO's and Paypal. Thanks for Looking! The FINE PRINT: *******************. BRAND NEW! Features a Sturdy Handle and Zippered Closure. ************. SATISFACTION GUARANTEED OR FULL REFUND INCLUDING ALL SHIPPING COSTS!Why pay More? Shipping and Handling is 5.99 in the USA. I accept Checks, MO's and Paypal. Thanks for Looking!THE FINE PRINT:The item ships within 4 business days of payment. Sat and Sunday do not count. So, if you pay on Thursday (or I receive your payment on Thursday) your ship date will be the following TUESDAY. If you pay on Monday (or I receive your payment on a monday)Your ship date will be the following FRIDAY. Most times it's faster, but I am one-person operation so normal life issues some up and sometimes it can be 4 days. Remember, the fact that I am one- person keeps the prices down! There are no tracking numbers. Don't worry, everyone gets their item. HANDLING charges are now combined for multiple purchases. Add 3.50 for each additional ********. Feedback Policy: I love to give positive feedback. Your responsibility to receive positive feedback from me does not end with your prompt payment.In the unlikely event you are not satisfied with the item, ebay rules state that you must give me the chance to make it right BEFORE leaving negative or neutral feedback. YOU MUST GIVE ME THIS OPPORTUNITY to make it right! If you leave negative or neutral feedback before giving me the opportunity to make it right, I will consider it a negative experience and leave the appropriate feedback. On the other hand if you are happy with the item, leave me positive feedback! I will promptly reciprocate. So..... you will get positive feedback when you are happy and have left feedback for me.(Keep in mind, I know that 99.5 pecent of you do this. This policy is just for the minscule amount of bidders who are hotheads and ruin it for every one! One last thing. The price on the package that the Post Office charges for shipping will always be less than the total that you paid for shipping and HANDLING. I am not profiting! The key word here is HANDLING. there are many expenses that I incur besides the actual shipping. Thanks again for your bid and happy ebaying!!!!!" |