Jason Davis
"Drums"
A.K.A. The hand on your ass, Sick Bastard, Princess, One Man Mariachi Band
(Me with two drunk chickens in Las Vegas - "Hey man, can I get a picture with you? What the fuck, the cops did")
Position in Band: Drummer, Web Page Designer, Porno Supplier
Hobbies: Zooming in on female asses on [censored] security cameras, shooting smack, distributing handicapped porn to school children, raping old grannies in walkers and wheelchairs, watching the Man Show (best TV show) and listening to Loveline (besttradio show)
Roots and Influences: Nirvana, NOFX, (early) Foo Fighters, (early) Everclear, Stone Temple Pilots, Social Distortion, The Vandals, Local H, Sublime, GWAR, Man O War, Wesley Willis, Me First and the Gimmie Gimmies, Alice in Chains, Pennywise, Mr. Belvidere, Small Wonder and Alf
Personal Heros: Adam Corolla, Adam Sandler
Favorite Spot on Earth: Fabulous Las Vegas, Nevada!
Past Accomplishments: Instigated over 5 high speed car chases, one including a Jeep full of angry jocks, and one involving a gun. Successfully impersonated a Dan's Foods employee. Broke over 30 bus windows with drinks from Taco Bell. Dumped a Coke on Leonardo DiCapprio's head.
Favorite Things In Life: When people die, when things explode, when two barely legal blonde 'n' nasty lesbians go at it on my computer screen, and lawsuites
Proudest Musical Accomplishment: Meeting Chris Novoselic (bass player from Nirvana), Everclear (4 times), Primus, Green Day, Cathrine Wheel, Our Lady Peace, Korn (during their 1 even remotely decent album), Melvin (guitarist for NOFX), Tony Williams (drummer for Jimmy Hendrix), Aquabats (I'm not proud of this one), Sevendust, Sister Machine Gun, and Poe (that's all I think). Instigating an 8 person pile on involving the entire band and some of the crowd during a Helium Bomb show. Being in Helium Bomb since the rocky beginning in 1996
(Me with lead singer Mike @ X96 [before they sucked])
Past Convictions: Distruction of Govornment Property (Mike was with me on this one), Disorderly Conduct, 5 speeding tickets, Faliure to Yeild, Falure to Appear
Life Goals: To guest star on Loveline and give sexually confused 15 year old girls advice that leads them to his dressing room. To own own his own Casino & Stip club
Favorite Quote: "snortin, shootin, drinkin, dopin, cokin, tokin, AHHHHHHHH HORSESHIT!!!!!!!" - Chris Farley & "whoop (whistly) heya!" - unknown cowboy as he done rastled up them there cattle.