Mike - 12/25/00 07:54:00
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/Heliumbomb
My Email:kill@all.com
Favorite Band: The Germs
Chicks/Guys You've Fucked: Not the piss chick
Comments:
I'd like to take a moment to let you all know that Jason runs the web page.... And he is the one with the piss fetish, not me
your dog - 12/21/00 00:52:52
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/punker_monk
My Email:nirvanian94@hotmail.com
Favorite Band: Metallickass
Chicks/Guys You've Fucked: mike
Comments:
i got a P.A so take it up your ass
Dr. Destroyo - 12/20/00 19:43:41
My URL:http://WAR.COM
My Email:DIEALL!
Favorite Band: Fear
Chicks/Guys You've Fucked: The Statue of Liberty
Comments:
NO! NO PEACE! YOU MUST ALL PERISH!
MOTHERFUCKERS!
Jason - 12/20/00 06:38:10
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/heliumbomb
My Email:nofxslc@hotmail.com
Favorite Band: NOFX
Chicks/Guys You've Fucked: Umm...
Comments:
So much hate. No wonder the world is going to hell. Can't we all just get along?
Your God - 12/19/00 19:29:44
My URL:http://upyourass.com
My Email:helium_bomb@hotmail.com
Favorite Band: MAN O WAR
Chicks/Guys You've Fucked: I pissed my bed last night
Comments:
Yeah well, I'll bet we could drink the Onion under the table! By the way, Dear Jason, when the hell are you gonna get off your ass and update this page to include the fucking articles I wrote a month ago, P.S. get rid of the shitty ass old demo's (have yo
even added any from the half way decent one?) and add some from the good demo, and the really good one song we managed to squeeze out. As for the rest of you, you can suck on my ass too
Matt Fucking Crane - 12/19/00 01:28:28
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/punker_monk
My Email:nirvanian94@hotmail.com
Favorite Band: mormon tabernacle choir
Chicks/Guys You've Fucked: virgin mary
Comments:
So you copied it from the fuckign onion so shut your fucking trap. before i stick my dick up your ass and wiggle it around
Mr. WIlly Wonk - 12/09/00 09:53:14
My URL:http://yeah.com
My Email:noneoasl
Favorite Band: Umpa doomap loopidy loo
Chicks/Guys You've Fucked: my riht hand, mr willy and his tildyly winks
Comments:
IM DRUNK!!!! WHO WANTS TO FUCK ME?
ZACH - 12/08/00 20:36:43
My URL:http://blow it out yer ass
My Email:helium bomb .com
Favorite Band: A.C.
Chicks/Guys You've Fucked: Mrs. george washington
Comments:
hey societies worst is really good at ripping us of as far as the internet. by the way if you like vandals so much why don't you go and fuck um up the ass you stupid freaky poser bitches.Hey you don't need a bass player just stick to playing with th cd y
u piece of gomer pill utah shit eating fuck.:)
ZACH - 12/08/00 20:14:55
My URL:KISS MY ASS PAGE BOY
My Email:Helium Bomb .com
Favorite Band: Bathory
Chicks/Guys You've Fucked: It was dark, give me a break
Comments:
Matt cranes worthless piece of shit page is the fucking most horrible sack of ass to ever fall out of some inbread mormom bitches ass and call itself a band he lets have open for us
God - 12/08/00 05:20:52
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/punker_monk
My Email:nirvanian94@hotmail.com
Favorite Band: Vandals duh
Chicks/Guys You've Fucked: A guy with a tattoo of a pussy on his poopoo hole
Comments:
Who wa smaking fun of lance i couldnt find out were that was. hope he get's better.
visit my page or what ever
ZACH - 12/06/00 07:35:54
My Email:helium bomb .com
Favorite Band: music sucks
Chicks/Guys You've Fucked: the incredible hulk's mom
Comments:
hey man youre bos is is an asshole. I'm glaad I'm self employed as a pro shit giver. You should g to work with a pentagram on your forhead and kill everyone with a big ass knife you bought from wal-mart and that's all I have to say.
Chris P - 12/06/00 07:10:47
My Email:youknowtheaddressjason
Favorite Band: your fired
Chicks/Guys You've Fucked: your incolentary termination form will be in your box
Comments:
I have to say that I am really dissapointed in you Jason. I am rarely extremely offended, but reading your page has really really offended me. I knew you were a drunk, but not all the rest. I must say that any respect I ever had for you has been lost. You
number is being removed from the door in the morning. Your cell will be filled by David.
stronswart - 12/04/00 08:40:34
My URL:http://www.listen.to/ziggys_fix
Comments:
Mat - 12/04/00 04:57:16
My URL:Fuck You
My Email:Fuck You
Favorite Band: Fuck You
Chicks/Guys You've Fucked: Fuck You
Comments:
Fuck You. Whoever said that about Lance. That's fucked up. Get a life fucker. Fuck You.
Mandy - 12/01/00 16:05:01
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/ntgroupie/
My Email:mandyishot@collegeclub.com
Favorite Band: Still AFI
Chicks/Guys You've Fucked: Davey Havok!!!
Comments:
Word boys! I appreciate you signing my guest book! I must inform you though that I dont have a Beaver! It has been transformed to a WOOGET...sorry for the inconvience...I put a new pic on today so check it out LATERS!!!
Dick Whipple - 12/01/00 07:19:01
My URL:http://www.whipplefuck.com
My Email:dick@t&a,com
Favorite Band: The Baha Men
Chicks/Guys You've Fucked: who let the dogs out?
Comments:
Put your arms around me baby... Cant you see I need you so. Hold me close against your skin, im about to begin. Lovin you! Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace. Play with my balls and tell me how big they are. Honey rub your beaver
p and down my face, sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off! Ya see that shampoo bottle now STICK IT UP MY ASS! PUSh it in and out, at a medium pace. Talk about your old boyfriends DICK and how big it was. Now shave off my pubes and punch
e in the face. Oh darlin, make me push my dick and balls, back between my legs, call me an ugly woman, and take my picture, to show all the people you work with! Now pull up my scrodum and take the shampoo bottle out of my ass. Pretend im the pizza del
very guy and, WATCH ME WACK OFF. Strap on a dildo and make me give you head, tell me to slowdown and do it at a medium pace. OH I FEEL SO HUMILIATED! IM A BOUT TO BLOW MY LOAD, you tell me its time to make love, but now I can't because I spewed all ove
myself. Then you look into my eyes, and you realize, how much I enjoy lovin you, oh oh oh, im so sorry I spunked on my stomach, maybe next time I'll be better at... loveing you!
Bob Dole - 12/01/00 07:08:38
My URL:http://www,whitehouse.gov
My Email:president@whitehouse.gov
Favorite Band: Helium Bomb
Chicks/Guys You've Fucked: myself now that I got over my erectile disfunction disorder
Comments:
now lets be fair here. It does say chicks/guys.
Your Moma - 11/30/00 03:35:33
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/ntgroupie/
My Email:mandyishot@collegeclub.com
Favorite Band: AFI
Chicks/Guys You've Fucked: Im a chick...but i would hump your mom
Comments:
Whats your fucking problem...I wanted to meet this guy here, and then his dick feel off before i even said hello! WoRd to you Mom and tell Mr. hanky to stay hooked next time!!!
Tim "Serial Fucker" Bowman - 11/27/00 16:56:50
My URL:http://bowman.kornweb.com
My Email:scratchmyballs@juno.com
Favorite Band: My Own Equinox 65
Chicks/Guys You've Fucked: where shall i began? The Nun at the catholic school when I was 12, The Bishops Daughter, The Bishop's Wife, The Mayor's Grandaughter, The Lady from letter's to Cleo, rosanne, Opera, cindy crawford, the dude's girlfriend t
at he lost, and many many more!!!! and also you too
Comments:
yo! This site rocks! mad props to the girlfriendless guy in the page! dude you need some skins! bad! well gotta go ninja's im out!
SOME DUDE THAT FUCKED
SOME DUDE'S MOMMA
P/S The Serial Fucker is coming to Town so everyone better watch out or they'll get there fuck hole plugged!!!!
Unsound Mind - 11/25/00 00:15:34
My URL:http://www.unsound-mind.com
My Email:unsoundind420@hotmail.com
Favorite Band: Unsound Mind
Chicks/Guys You've Fucked: Yo mama
Comments:
Yo thanx for the complements on our jam space ya i know it fuckin kicks major ass!!! We will be having another rager there on new year's, maybe before that but that's all the info i have for now
keep it heavy!!!
Mike - 11/22/00 03:55:13
Favorite Band: Helium Bomb
Chicks/Guys You've Fucked: Fuck off
Comments:
Hey Bigrig444, If your going to insult us at least make it funny like my grandma did. Until then kiss my ass and get back to listening to your limp bizkit, shit head
you grandma - 11/19/00 20:58:22
My URL:http://www.nakedgrannys.com
My Email:donkey_heart@yahoo.com
Favorite Band: britney spears
Chicks/Guys You've Fucked: britney spears
Comments:
mike, this is your grandma, when you told me to visit this page you failed to inform me there would be naughty words suck as cock (sorry jesus), also i thought we fixed your drinking problem, don't you remember raping my while you were drunk on christmas,
i really don't want you walking into my house this christmas buck naked singing about how you fucked the snow angle outside, and the beat me into submission
bigrigg444 - 11/19/00 20:11:50
Favorite Band: my self
Chicks/Guys You've Fucked: way to many to list here/ oh yea your girl freind while you were passed out!!
Comments:
what the FUCK!!!!!!!!!!
do you guys suck or what!!???
BIGRIGG - 11/19/00 20:07:51
My Email:bigrigg444
Comments:
BIGRIGG - 11/19/00 20:07:46
My Email:bigrigg444
Comments:
FUCK YOU - 11/16/00 22:16:41
My Email:fuck off
Favorite Band: Helium Bomb
Chicks/Guys You've Fucked: Myself
Comments:
GOD DAMNIT! I'VE BEEN TRYING TO DOWNLOAD THOSE FUCKING SONGS ALL AFTERNOON! ALL I HAVE GOTTEN IS LOSING TOUCH WITH REALITY! FIX IT YOU COCKSUCKER!
-love Mike
Mat Hockett - 11/16/00 17:52:17
My Email:Sourpuss66@hotmail.com
Favorite Band: Deftones
Chicks/Guys You've Fucked: ?????????
Comments:
Hey, I'm not dead. They pulled that cap out of my ass. So it looks like I'm just a kid. What? Crackers? Hey don't touch my leg. Flop.
Francis - 09/07/00 06:59:21
My URL:www.wussytruck.com
My Email:lilelvs@aol.com
Favorite Band: hed(pe)
Chicks/Guys You've Fucked: 9......of age
Comments:
i recomend the porn selection to anyone. great gobs of gopher nut, there are some hunies. i recomend harcore teens courtesy of "renee" myself. but then i like em young
Fred - 09/06/00 09:55:23
My Email:winkydinky@hotmail.com
Favorite Band: Bad Religion
Chicks/Guys You've Fucked: none yet ;(
Comments:
I found you page through some other bands guestbook. You guys fucking KICK ASS! If you guys know any chicks that want to fuck a guy in Kansas, let me know. I need some fucking pussy. Also, if you guys ever play a show around here, let me know, ill bri
g all my friends and lots of booze!
Archibald Q. Waffiden - 08/02/00 01:51:27
My Email:waffiden@yahoo.com
Favorite Band: Helium Bomb
Chicks/Guys You've Fucked: Zach & Gentry
Comments:
You guys rock !! I would kill my own mother just for a listen of your music !!!
Joe ya man FUCkin Joe - 07/15/00 22:06:50
My Email:fiendin420@hotnail.com
Favorite Band: METALLICA
Chicks/Guys You've Fucked: Too many to count on 2 hands...
Comments:
Mike you need to drink more beer goddammit and come to Ogden with me and JD and drink even more beer then we'll get fucked up and do things like uhhh tell em about NAM and those fucking Viet-Chongs
FIRE BREATHING HESSIAN - 06/01/00 03:44:14
Favorite Band: spinal tap
Chicks/Guys You've Fucked: spinal tap
Comments:
NEED TO ECITCARPPRACTICE something other than carnal knowledge lets have mike set a date and we'll do it By the way the evil hessian may be covert action man in disguise an he may be acting on ZAch's behalf ... maybe
El Mike-O - 05/31/00 06:55:41
My Email:fuck you
Favorite Band: Graveyard Rodeo
Chicks/Guys You've Fucked: Neve Campbell
Comments:
Zach, stop using the guestbook and start using the fucking message board, nobody posts there, and that's what it's there for
ZACH - 05/31/00 04:57:56
Favorite Band: do engines count?
Chicks/Guys You've Fucked: living or dead?
Comments:
HEY Ive evilized: my job sucks, bad ass, and MTV or Ntv or whatever doesn't break a fuck'n copyright. Anyway MTV is soounding much darker and really cool. need to record it saturday if and when we rehearse. need to know what other songs to learn. Need to
et with mike so i can figure out what to keep or not from my shit I have 5 tha I for sure want to do but like 10 total. any way the annoying ass guest signer is done now. Hail money and evil which ever is easier
azch ,chza ,aczh ,Fuck it - 05/29/00 04:57:36
Favorite Band: ArE U threatrning mee?
Chicks/Guys You've Fucked: she wanted it dammit
Comments:
HEY MIKE I FOUND THEDAMMENDEDED FLAG POLE it was in my fuckkken amp drunk typing goodiness more jack and more bourbon but no beer so no sskkklkdfmbcx AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!NEED MORE BEER
zach - 05/27/00 06:14:17
Favorite Band: bloody evil satan band
Chicks/Guys You've Fucked: only the ones i catch
Comments:
hey can i have a better picture than a chicken playing a lute? How about a chicken killing a goat with an evil lute OF THE DAMNED. Or maybe just a bunny or something. Cool what you think of when your bored huh?
ZACH - 05/26/00 06:09:04
Favorite Band: Nasuas Reemers
Chicks/Guys You've Fucked: I like cars
Comments:
Hey how about we get Slayer to open for us. we could beat their ass live man -HAIL EVIL and candy
ZAch Yet a fuckn gen - 05/23/00 08:00:29
Favorite Band: I know its getting old
Chicks/Guys You've Fucked: but heres more info 4u
Comments:
I got 10 songs that are all good possibles and probably 6 that will really work .need to get with mike and go over it possibly while getting fucking blastered at gentry's this weekend. DAS GOODENTOXED EH be in touch hoser
HHCCAAZZ - 05/23/00 04:00:06
Favorite Band: I don't like music thats why I play death metal
Chicks/Guys You've Fucked: do trees count?
Comments:
HEY I WANT TO GET TOGETHER AND PRACTICE SOME SHIT MIKE NEEDS TO GET IN TOUCH WITH ME. IM TRADING A TROMBONE FOR AN AMP HEAD SO MAYBE BY THE END OF THE WEEK I'LL BE LOUD ENOUGH. i'VE ALSO WRITTEN 7 OR SO SONGS AND RECORDED THEM FOR YALL TO LISTEN TO 4 OR
5 OF EM WORK. TRY GETTING ME ON INSTANT MESSANGER AS ZGW_13 LATER ...
zach dude at weber - 05/21/00 07:10:32
Chicks/Guys You've Fucked: all breeds
Comments:
LOve the update by the way I ike killing all animals not just small furry ones hahaha
ZACH - 05/18/00 04:01:53
Favorite Band: Moroni's death squad of satan
Comments:
MArty from england is right, I need to get laid and beat some brittish ass
zach wuz here - 05/17/00 06:48:37
Favorite Band: bloody decapatated heads on a stick
Chicks/Guys You've Fucked: it's esier to list the ones i haven't
Comments:
I finaly found this bitch I want an interview man cool page anyway
Gordon B. Hinkley - 05/07/00 05:10:01
My URL:mailto:gordon@lds.org
My Email:Http://www.lds.org
Favorite Band: Slayer, Gwar, Twisted Sister, Ratt, Poison
Chicks You've Fucked: A bunch of old bitches and more 8 year olds than I can count
Comments:
This page kicks ass! I finally realized that my entire life was a giant fucking waist! Thank you Helium Bomb for letting me see the "real" light. You have truly saved my soul. Fuck god, HELIUM BOMB FOREVER!!!!!
Troy McLure - 05/07/00 04:54:30
My URL:http://thisneedst to be fixed
Chicks You've Fucked: Myself
Comments:
Retarted people are funny... I want one as a pet...
Barbara M. Smith - 05/06/00 18:49:15
My URL:http://www.lds.org
My Email:Donny Osmond
Chicks You've Fucked: That's terrible!
Comments:
Alright, I need an explaination. I caugt my son viewing this page on our internet connection. The subject material on this page is horrendous. I didn't even know they allowed material like this on the internet, I'm throughly appalled. My son is now tal
ing to the bishop because of your page. I want to talk to the owner of this page e-mail me at "bs@happyflower.net". This site teaches children that drinking alcholic beverages and doing marijuana cigarettes is ok. This sort of thing should be banned fr
m the internet. I'm going straight to the head of the internet to have this page removed. Once again I am throughly disgusted.
P.S. You also make fun of "physically challenged" children. My son happens to be "physically challenged" also. He got hit by a car 2 summers ago and almost died. I hope you feel really guilty.
William "Buck" Trueberger - 05/06/00 18:38:20
My URL:pdphile04@aros.net
My Email:Winger, ZZ Top & AC/DC
Chicks You've Fucked: 'M lawyer ain't gunna let me talks 'bout it till after the trial...
Comments:
hey yall fuckers. this here's a good site, but I do gots one complaint. there ain't 'nuff stuff 'bout huntin' on here. when's me comes to a site likes this one. i wants to see somethin likes trophy of the month or rifle of the month. well i's gotta go
call my parole officer.
- Willie "Buck" Trueberger
DatBlunt - 05/03/00 03:15:15
My URL:http://datblunt.8m.com
My Email:Band-Green Day, Videos-Britney Spears
Chicks You've Fucked: Marina, Selena, Katrina, Serena, about three Kims, Latoya & Tina
Comments:
I was looking at my guestbook which you signed a long fucking time ago, and ws like "I aint looked at that page in a while." I will never make that mistake again. Love the graphic on the front page "I was fucked in the ass . ."
DB
Peaches - 05/02/00 22:47:36
My URL:Crysatal@Netscape.net
My Email:Dunno
Chicks You've Fucked: Imma girl
Comments:
Okay, Ima a girl and this page totally kicked ass...all except the porn. It totally made me horny.
jessie - 05/02/00 21:43:40
My URL:http://www.american_eagle_prep@yahoo.com
My Email:limp bizkit
Chicks You've Fucked: none im a chick! lol
Comments:
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My Kull "master P" Metzger - 04/30/00 21:31:39
My URL:http://mmetzger@du.edu
My Email:Bob Marley,Phish, Cunt Rag, Jerk off till' e bleed, and Black Sabbath
Chicks You've Fucked: Well one time i got really drunk and this beer
bottle...well um nevermind, just my girlfriend.
Comments:
You know everybody thinks this web page is sooo fucking funny, but their is a darker
side and it goes like this....One day i go over to jon's and dick's apartment, and I open the door, and here these weird sounds...so i open the door to dicks room, and there he is dressed up as a chicken, jerking off to gay porn, the worst part was that h
was listening to Reload by metallica..RELOAD for christs sake, man i have not talked to him since then. GET HELP buy Kill 'em all
Matt Ass - 04/25/00 21:52:57
My URL:http://www.oocities.org\punker_monk
My Email:The Vandals
Chicks You've Fucked: Monkeys?
Comments:
He nice pages... you should get some articles in there the best and jason i like the art work its very pretty and educational. and Dick keep on smokign the ganja and Mike keep on masturbating
and gentry i dont know gentry so yeah...
by and visit my web page youll be my best friends
happy frog - 04/25/00 21:19:27
My Email:phish
Chicks You've Fucked: marilyn crane
Comments:
your web page sucks...get a real band you pathetic fucking loosers.
your all a bunch of smelly hippies
Drunk Mike - 04/25/00 00:40:39
My URL:mjones8@weber.edu
My Email:N' Sync
Chicks You've Fucked: Donna from That 70's Show
Comments:
Hi Carson is this Michelle, and I'm 14 years old from Plain Falls Iowa, I'm just calling to request Britney spears cause she's the coolest and her songs are so meaningful to me, and OH MY GOD YOUR SO HOT CARSON! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Mat Hockett - 04/24/00 21:29:24
My URL:http://sourpuss66@hotmail
My Email:Not H-Bomb
Chicks You've Fucked: The 6 Mike sold me.
Comments:
I'm not dead Mother Fuckers. What, you think you
can forget about me. Bitch. Tell me about your show so I can laugh at your drunk antics.
The "dead" Mat Hockett
Mat Hockett - 04/24/00 21:28:54
My URL:http://sourpuss66@hotmail
My Email:Not H-Bomb
Chicks You've Fucked: The 6 Mike sold me.
Comments:
I'm not dead Mother Fuckers. What, you think you
can forget about me. Bitch. Tell me about your
so I can laugh at your drunk antics.
The "dead" Mat Hockett
God - 04/24/00 07:52:39
My URL:god@hell.com
My Email:Helium Bomb
Chicks You've Fucked: Allot of cheap mexian whores and a couple important people
Comments:
Helium Bomb is the greatest band ever! My greatest creation!