Helium Bomb Returns!!!

This is an old ass article sent out Mon, 12 Jul 1999 19:55:21 -0700 that I found in my old e-mail account. Classic HB.

Hey you bunch of sad mother fuckers.Bet you thought you'd never have to put up with this shit again. WELL YOU WERE FUCKING WRONG! Helium Bomb is back, And we're as horny, as drunk, and as vengeful on your granny as ever! You thought "5 months have gone by, maybe we finally got rid of them" YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT! Helium Bomb never dies! They just get too drunk to stand up for a while. We're coming back to get you drunk and ram a 50 foot cock up your ass sometime near the end of August with our Reunion Show! The current helium bomb lineup is : Mike MotherFuckin Jones Bitch! on vocals, Jason 'Lo-Dogg' Davis on the Drums, Mike "Insane in the Mem'Crane on the Guitar,QWYATT RIOTT on the Bass, and Returning From a Violent Anal Rape Death at the mercy of Security Guard Bryan Held, Ex-Helium Bomb Guitarist, Nate Owens! And if you are still reading, and I know you are, you sad worthless son of a bitch maybe you should check out the web page put up by one of our more worthless fans matt crane, http://www.oocities.org/Baja/Outback/2830/     it's a tribute to us, Your Mighty Gods. It has a letter written by our Drummer Drunk Jason Davis, while he was drunk off his ass like the raging alcoholic he is, summing up the future of helium bomb much more nicely.

Anyway, Fuck you, I'll see you at our show, And don't act like you won't be there, We know you want booze, cocksuckers

Love Mike

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