These are the last  lines from the last   show
The episode where Steph runs the car into the kitchen
Michelle: I'm Feeling better. How out of it was I?
Jesse:  oh, pretty out of it. I mean, you were here, sweetheart, but it was like part of you was missing. It sure was like part of all of us was missing. But, we stuck it out and we got through it.
Joey: Just like we always do.

Danny: Just like we always will.
STEPH:Maybe no one  will notice
(michelle walks in shocked)
STEPH:hello michelle
MICHELLE: theres a car in the kitchen
STEPH:there is.... oh there is did u see how it got here
MICHELLE: no
STEPH: good im in the clear
DJ: Wow baby.......There's a car in the kitchen
Michelle: I told you so
DJ: Michelle do you know how joey's car got in here
Michelle: Yes i do
DJ : How
MIchelle : Through the window
STEPH AND KIMMY FIGHTING OVER BOYS
Steph : Timmy fernally is twice as cute as  jimmy fernally
Kimmy: Nah ah Jimmy fernally is ten times cuter then Timmy fernally
Steph: No way
DJ: what are you guys arguing about they are identical twins
Kimmy: Jimmy's 2 minutes older his much more mature
Steph: That is the dumbest thing i have ever heard
Kimmy: Let me get this straight you are calling me dumb
Steph: Gibler your so dumb you don't know how dumb you are
Kimmy: I know how dumb i am!
The one where vanialla weezels are cancelled
Joey : my weezels who ate all my weezels
DJ & Steph : she did
DJ & Steph : i did
DJ & Steph : you did
Joey : yeah well somebody did
DJ: Come on Steph you were eating three at a time
Steph: How would you know you had your head in the tin
DJ: What are you i have no self control
Steph: i bet you couldn't go one day without sweets
DJ: oh I could go alot longer that you could
Steph: oh yeah
DJ: yeah
DJ: first one to eat, lick or niblle a sweet has to do the other ones chores for a week
Steph: It's a bet sareel lee
DJ: your on mrs fields   
First episode
Steph: Are you going to cook Michelle
Joey: we’re changing her diper
Steph: oh, then how do you roast a turkey
Steph: Mr. Bear's hat, Mr. Bear's scarf, trench coat, pants. This means Mr. Bear's naked
Michelle: Aunt Beccy what do you call a boy lady bug
Beccy: Confused!