Albert and Senorita Gomez

Yay! Once upon a time there was a bed. This bed was sad as ever because nobody thought he was comfortable. So nobody slept on him. So oned ay, while everyone was gone, the bed... we'll call him Albert, Albert rolled onto his side and pushed himself up so he could walk right out of that room. There was one problem however, Albert was tall, too tall. So Tall Albert got back on his side and slid out the door. He had to do this for the door leading out of the house too. Albert couldn't remember the last time he'd been outdoors! It felt great. But then it started to rain and Albert was getting soggy. So Albert ran for the trees. He ran so fast he barely even saw the hen sitting next to the rake. The hen almost shit her pants when she saw a mattress running at her. She quick got out of the way. Albert tripped over a rock and fell flat on his face. The hen asked if he was okay. Albert said his landing was pretty soft! Albert noticed that the hen looked pretty sad. He asked what was the matter. The hen said "My name is Senorita Gomez, I come from Dumbfries, Minnesota... Where am I now?" Albert said "I believe you're in Moscow, Minnesota" Senorita Gomez thinks for a while and then replies "well I'm looking for my Romeo, I've lost him and I'm about to ahve his eggs! I need somewhere comfortable to lay them." Albert looked around a bit and rolled over so his "belly" was upward. "I've been told I'm not very comfortable but you can sure use me if you want to!" And she did. And Albert, Senorita Gomez, Alfred, Rufus, and Sheniqua all kept eachother company for the rest of their lives. They eventually moved farther into the forest, Alfred, Rufus, and Sheniqua were all born on April 10th, 2003 at 2:47pm.

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April 10, 2003

To the cave Batman!