Don't feel sorry for yourself. Why? Think of the blue ducks... They eat like crazy and they get fat and then they have to try to swim. And they can't because their legs are too small and they're so fat that their legs just can't reach. And so there they are stuck out in the water and then they try to fly and they realize they ate too much and can't get up so they're screwed. But they don't sit around feeling sorry for themselves, they admire others that can walk and they go "Wow, that is great, I will do that some day after I get skinny" But then the blue duck will eat and it'll be all fat and wonderfun!
October 25, 2001
To the cave Batman!