Crack the shell and find a surprize? Not with this peanut! I would like you to meet Mr. Peanut! Mr. Peanut has some very special abilities of which we will talk about along with what exactly makes Mr. Peanut, well... Mr. Peanut. Now let's turn our attention to the hat!
Mr. Peanut wouldn't be Mr. Peanut without his hat. his hat gives him confidence and it also identifys him. Mr. Peanut feels he looks more attractive with his black top hat, hat thing. The hat thing is made of cardboard and is as hollow as possible, kind of like Mr. Peanuts head. Hehe....yeah, anyways. Notice his eye glass thing.
See Mr. Peanut stumble about the field? Why you ask? He's lost his other eye glass thing and thought perhaps it is on the field. One problem however, Mr. Peanut lost his other eye glass thing 21 years ago. he hasn't stopped looking for it either. Bad eyes? What's next? The poor peanut is falling apart.
Mr. Peanuts limbs don't help him much. Sometimes his scrawny little panut legs fail him and he ends up flat on his shell face. The doctores say that perhaps his problem is his shoes. Maybe they don't give enough ankle support. His hands don't do much good either. See, unlike me and you, mr. Peanut doesn't have apposable thumbs. Does he look like a normal peanut man to you??
This is no ordinary Peanut man! It's Mr. Peanut. He is no normal peanut I tell you. He's a salted peanut!! He told me so. Whenever he takes a bath he has to take it in salt water. And the salt grows back he says he loves it!
One of Mr. Peanuts favorite things to do, besides scaring little innocent children, is to play chess. Mr. Peanuts way of playing chess is just a little different than what you would think. But it's all good, no men were harmed durring Mr. Peanuts chess games...well....not many anyways.
MR. PEANUT LOVES YOU!
To the cave Batman!