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| May the Lord keep you in His hand And never close His fist too tight |
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| When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven! |
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| For each petal on the shamrock This brings a wish your way, Good health, good luck and happiness For today and everyday! |
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| Count your blessings instead of your crosses Count your gains instead of your losses. Count your joys instead of your woes Count your friends instead of your foes. Count your smiles instead of your tears Count your courage instead of your fears. Count your full years instead of your lean Count your kind deeds instead of your mean. Count your health instead of your wealth Love your neighbor as much as yourself. |
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| May I see you gray and combing your grandchildren's hair! |
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| Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart |
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| God then made man. The Italian for their beauty The French for fine food The Swedes for intelligence The Jew for religion And on and on until he looked what he had created and said, "This is all very fine, but no one is having fun. I guess I'll have to make an Irishman." |
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| Marry a mountain girl and you marry the whole mountain ~Irish Proverb~ |
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| I wish you health, I wish you well, and happiness galore. I wish you luck for you and friends; what could I wish you more? May your joys be as deep as the oceans, your troubles as light as its foam. And may you find sweet peace of mind, wherever you may roam. |
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| Dance as if no one were watching, Sing as if no one were listening, And live every day as if it were your last. |
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