42) You ALWAYS know the date in "Shire Reckoning" ~ submitted by Shmirky
43) You own more than 3 editions of the trilogy ~ Submitted by Caity Robinson
44) You've forgotten how to say "namarië" in English ~ Submitted by Caity Robinson
45) You've been to the LOTR section of www.noblecollection.com ~ Submitted by Caity Robinson
46) You've bought something from the LOTR section of www.noblecollection.com ~ Submitted by Caity Robinson
47) You've bought everything from the LOTR section of
www.noblecollection.com
~ Submitted by Caityn Robinson
48) You can go into a baseball/flirting/wrestling/gardening/etc chatroom and somehow always manage to change the topic of conversation to LOTR. ~ Submitted by Caity Robinson
49) One or more of your passwords to your email is "Mellon" or "Friend" ~ Submitted by Elinor Gamgee
50) You put the last name of your favourite character on your email ~ Submitted by Elinor Gamgee
51) You've begun to spell like a Britt, even though you aren't one, and you know that, you just love how it looks...  (No offence to Britts, they're cool, I do it too) ~ Submitted by Elinor Gamgee
52) You won't eat melon because "mellon" means friend. ~ Submitted by Miss Underhill
53) You say the reason you’re missing a finger is because Gullom bit it off. ~ Submitted by Erika
54) You put Rogaine on your feet to look more Hobbitish. ~ Submitted by Erika
55) You go off on a six month hike taking only crackers, rope, and a golden ring. ~ Submitted by Erika
56) Instead of pepper spray you have a glass bottle and scream "Aiya elenion ancalima!" at robbers. ~ Submitted by Erika
57) You have at least 4 or 5 LOTR sites bookmarked and check them daily for anything new and interesting. ~ Submitted by Michelle
58) You have the Two Towers countdown screensaver. ~ Submitted by Michelle
59) You have to build shelves in order to accommodate all of your games, toys and books pertaining to the book or movie. ~ Submitted by Michelle
60) You re-decorate your living room to resemble Bag End. ~ Submitted by Michelle
61) You downloaded a sound clip from the movie to put on your answering machine as your outgoing message. ~ Submitted by Michelle
62) You’ve downloaded ring-tones for your cell phone from the soundtrack. ~ Submitted by Michelle
63) You change your email address to something like FrodoRules@aol.com ~ Submitted by Michelle
63) You buy your husband "Glamdring" the sword for his fortieth birthday even though it cost two hundred dollars and you want to play with it more than he does. ~ Submitted by Michelle
64) You order Narcil re-forged for his Christmas present because he wants a "set". Then you can sword fight. ~ Submitted by Michelle
65) You have the doors to the "Mines of Moria" painted on your dining room wall in glow-in-the-dark paint so, that the Elvish writing lights up at night, just like in the movie. ~ Submitted by Michelle
*Note from Michelle: I am not kidding here. These are all true in my LOTR obsessed household.
66) You wear a ring around your neck and at times you can't walk because its to "heavy." ~ Submitted by Erika’s Friend
67) You throw your ring into the fire place then bring it out as your holding it you hallucinate that the runes are appearing <or they really are> ~ Submitted by Erika’s Friend
68) You get busted at 3am going through your neighbor's garden looking for mushrooms. ~ Submitted by Steven
69) You sleep in a different bed in the house to where everyone thinks you do. ~ Submitted by Steven
70) Your boss finds you listening in on secret boardroom meetings. ~ Submitted by Steven
71) You burn all your mail unopened. ~ Submitted By Steven
72) You've been seen on the freeway walking to work, singing. ~ Submitted by Steven
73) Every time you pass some trees, you keep an eye out for Entwives. ~ Submitted by Steven
74) When dragged away on a dumb family vacation, you drop a brooch out the car window. ~ Bubmitted by Steven
75) You drink mineral water and expect to get taller. ~ Submitted by Steven
76) You've creeped out a girl by asking for a lock of her hair. ~ Submitted by Steven
77) When your parents sent you to your room, you sat on the window sill and waited for an eagle. ~ Submitted by Steven
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