| .:: The world is an ugly, UGLY place::. |
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| If you are dirty, sweaty, greasy, or just fucken ugly, pleaaaaase don't leave, i would love to do nothing but offend you throughout this page. Hopefully even make you cry. So make yourselves comfortable and get ready to learn about the most horrendous, and grotesque people our world has to offer. But seriously, if you're a giant priss, then don't stay here, especially if you're gonna write me and cry me a river about how mean i am....thats just gay. |
| This my friends, is a prime example of an ugly person.... |
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| Let's say you see this young man walking down the street (which you might, he DOES live in windsor- sad to believe i know....) honestly ask yourself, Would you walk up to this person and introduce yourself? If the answer is yes....than you're ugly too. |
| Sure, you must be asking yourself how i could be so mean, but if you really think hard about it, we are all in this boat together. Think about it...how many truely ugly friends do you have?? I would average it out to 2-5, depending on the situation. Some people's coolness CAN make up for their lack of beauty, but only on certain SPECIFIC conditions. Now, we have this one girl, i'll only refer to her as WHITE-HEATHER. White heather is, well, UGLY! Due to her lack of hygien, she is very plain looking, very ugly, gimpish smile, VERY ugly face, and she appears to have a very foul smell to her. In addition, she's on this thing where she likes to think she's black. IE- calling herself Heath-Dawg. THAT, PEOPLE, IS A BIG NO NO IN THE WORLD OF BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE. If you are white, accept that YOU ARE WHITE! Although some people may be able to pull off this wicked stunt, and get away with it. Good for them. But if you are ugly, DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS!!! ESPECIALLY PLAIN WHITE GIRLS!! Big Derek also fits into this category, but more as a Fat Italian Ghetto Wannabe. Ghetto wannabe's are NOT cool. ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY LIVE IN THE BOONIES. I don't want to hear any "YO WUT UP DAWG?" when you see me in the halls, clearly i am NOT a "dawg", and please, take grammar lessons!!!! If you find yourself in this situation, fuck off....... ****For the record i am NOOOOOT racist, im actually 110% antiracist, I have black family, black friends, sometimes i wish i was black! Black ppl are sweet, i just dont like ppl who think theyre thugs..black and white alike. Sorry if u cried yourself a river thinking i was racist, but im not**** |
| Another ugly situation would be the "Grease Goths" Being greasy is horrid enough, but combinig it with Wannabe Gothism (not even REAAAAL gothism) leads to a horrible outcome. I havent exactly pinpointed what REALLY goes through there head, but im sure its ugly, and these dirties need to be stopped!!!!!! Here is an example of a grease goth combination outfit..... |
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| This may come as a shock to most of you, but this young girl's hair is supposed to be a golden blonde. As you can see, it has a resemblance to sea weed...very thick, stringy and slimy. I don't believe the sun could even shine through a blanket of this. Next, the eyes. These particular eyes are supposed to be the colour of blue, but yes, everyone, THEY are dirty too!!!!! I couldn't even imagine the smell that would be released if this girl's pants were pulled down. Studies show that people of this nature don't even bother going to the washroom. They just casually piss and shit their pants as needed and are completely unaware when they are on their period. We precedingly see the spotties also know as zits. Now i personally have nothing against pimples. Even the most beautiful of us get the occasional zittie. I like to call them 'self confidence mountains', Spotties ARE beautiful girlfriend!!!!!!!!! BUT if they should get to the extremity of discolouration, such as green, brown, or orange or any such dirty colour, you need a bath!!!! The normal grease goth likes to wear TAPERED BLACK JEANS and BLACK OVERSIZED HOODLESS 'SAVE THE WHALES' SWEATSHIRTS!!!!!!!!!! This is NOT rebelious!!!!!!!! YOU ARE DIRT!! I WILL PULL THE MOP OUT ON YOU!!!! THIS IS NOT GOTH...THIS IS GAY!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| although not very visible to the naked eye, this is a wannabe thug life. A very tall, nerdy, skinny, white as snow, boy. If you look closely under the hat, you will see a item known only to the black race. Unfortunatly my vocabulary does not reach the extremity of this item, so i'm not fully aware of the name for it. BUT DO NOT WEAR THESE UNLESS YOU ARE A 100% THUG! These DO have potential when worn by sexy black guys, but not lanky little hillbilly FUCKS! Get a damn life and put on some over-alls!!! Apparantly, the sleep seizures have corrupted your mind, and have caused you to run the path of a black man. WRONG!!!!!! |
| Another ugliness: HALF MUSTACHES AND BEARDS!!!!!! if you are lacking the hormones to grow a FULL beard or mustache, SHAAAVVVVEEEEE IIIITTTTT!!! YOU SHAAAVE! JUST SHAVE IT! SHAAAAVVVVEVEVEVEV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You would look more masulin with q-tips and cotton balls glued to your face!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOYS, PEACH FUZZ IS NOT ATTRACTIVE!!!!!!!!!!!! RAZOR RAZOR RAZOR!!!!!!!!!!! |
| I guarantie that their are plenty of other groups of ugliness frolicking around. This needs to be stopped, and its up to YOU reader!!!!!! TAKE CHARGE!!!!! Beautiful people should not have to feel enraged with anger due to the ugliness that surrounds us. Bring a broom, mop or cloth to school. Guard yourself in public with a bar of acne cream, soap bars, razors and shaving cream! We MUST be on the look out at ALL times! WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO TOUCH UGLY PEOPLE!!!!! Although it is not contageous, and only hereditary, UGLINESS IS NOT SAFE!!!! I could on for days and days about this awful disease, but it is warned not to take ugliness too far. Overexposure can lead to serious health risks. Psychological and physical risks included! |
| MAKE THIS A MILLENIUM TO REMEMBER! RID OF THE UGLY PEOPLE!!!!! OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| i cant take the ugliness anymore bring me HOME!!!! |
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