Mudd Club Members

The history of the Mudd Club is both long & illustrious.  Several members have requested that their bio's should be available to other members.  Anonymity is respected.

Uncle Ernie

Salvatore "The One Man Riot" Gotti

Uncle Ernie spent several years working on an oil rig in the North Atlantic Ocean.  The past few years he has been behind the wheel of an 18 wheeler. Likes:  Hot looking babes, chili-dogs, truck-stop BJ's, nascar races, malt liquor, farting and hunting. Dislikes:  Jeopardy!, imported cars, small dogs, line-ups and bitchy women. Fav Movie:  King Kong Fav Wrestler:  Any one who is a midget Fav MPA:  Ivana

In his spare time Salvatore enjoys wrestling grizzley bears. Because his hands are registered as "Lethal Weapons", human opponents are no challenge for his talents.

Salvatore is available for discreet evening encounters between the hours of 7pm - 2 am.  Salvatore offers an unrushed BFE for upscale women. -  1 hour:  $250 -  Each additional hour:  $200 -  Overnight will be discussed via e-mail Note:  Only women 140lbs. and under need apply.  Salvatore is not a fan of the "Rubenesque".

Svetlana

When you can't find Svetlana teaching ballroom dancing she can be found organizing golf tournaments for over-privileged kids.

E-mail Salvatore

Likes:  Collecting bibles, riding Harleys & other sport bikes, watching his "Wierd Al Yankovich" video library and running naked in the rain. Turn-Ons:  Hot candle wax dripped on the nipples, gag-balls, french vanilla enemas and fast cars. Turn-Offs:  Fat chicks, briefs and fast foods. Fav Movie:  Dirty Dancing Fav Wrestler:  Triple H Fav MPA:  Undecided

Likes:  Dance music, Dolce & Gabana, french kissing strange guys on the dance floor and voyeurism Dislikes:  Haggis, dentures sitting a glass of water, monster trucks & frogs. Turn-Ons:  Guys who drink 1.9 litre bottles of fruit punch gatorade while in their underwear, Chris Elliott, guys who eat open faced peanut butter sandwiches, Camaros (85-93 year models) and shiney disco balls Turn-Offs:  Guys who workout, guys who shave, yogurt, The View and S Club 7. Fav Movie:  Run Lola Run Fav Wrestler:  Tajiri

"Jewels" & Walter

Jewels (on the right) & Walter enjoy travelling the globe & playing checkers

Brutus

Brutus is a man's man.  This renowned orphan raised himself and doesn't take shit from no one.  "Cut my hair? - Fuck You!"...Brutus

Likes (Jewels):  Bubble-baths, sad movies, pottery, rainbows and fine wine. Likes (Walter):  17th century architecture, steam trains, fresh cut grass & apples. Dislikes (Jewels):  Airports, snow-blowers, tool sheds and brylcream. Dislikes (Walter):  Sirens, waterbeds, uni-cycles, medical shows and mold. Turn-Ons (Jewels):  Leather, scarification, DVD porn and the dark. Turn-Ons (Walter):  Bath-robes, lilacs, abandoned warehouses and graveyards. Turn-Offs (Jewels):  Red-necks, jocks, chicken pens and lumpy gravy. Turn-Offs (Walter):  The burbs, bad breath, kidney beans and fire drills. Fav Movie (J):  Requiem for a Dream Fav Movie (W):  The Good, The Bad & The Ugly Fav Wrestler (J):  Doesn't watch it Fav Wrestler (W):  Andre the Giant

Likes:  Swearing at the TV, tough man competitions, cold pizza and soaking in the tub Dislikes:  Rules, poeple that try and get in his way, boy bands and kareoke bars Turn-Ons:  Women with no teeth, riots, thunder storms and Gwar Turn-Offs:  Well groomed women, board meetings, people who obey the law and Joan Rivers Fav Wrestler:  Hulk Hogan - Hulk Rules!!! Fav Boy Band:  Brutus hates them all Fav Board Game:  Dream Date Fav MPA:  Vanessa

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