This is my monologue

It's one of very many

It's a prologue of a catalogue

Called "Monologues a Penny"

It was going to be a duet but it wasn't kosher so the duet not

I am aware that didn't rhyme

But neither does this line…

Oh damn it does!

But at least I lost the rhythm

So my monlogue is solo

But wooden as a log should be

I never should have gone so low

As to stoop to poetry…

Or comedy, parody

Ecstasy and lunacy

Rhyming timing

Climbing miming

Which doesn't work on radio

Just ask Marcel Marceu

Who never got past his pilot solo

Promo, gung ho, silent show.

But sometimes it does work

Like some of Pan Ayres' wares,

But dare I air Ayres' wares

Where my wares bare fair fare?

But how to finish this rhyme

A witty remark, a moral bind

No I'm just going to fade out [fade out]

Wait I've changed my mind…..