A Bore: Some one who talks when you want him to
listen
Bargain: A dealing in which two persons think they
have cheated each other.
Creation: Misdeed of Brahma
Cemetery: Last station of world
Doctor: A person who charges before discharging and
advises a dying patient to have patience
Disease: An element that gives temporary
Economy: A way of spending money without getting any
fun out of it.
Golf: An expensive way to playing marbles
Hospital: Museum of patients
Honesty: Fool's possessions
Musician: A person who plays when he works & works
when he plays
Marriage: A romance in which the hero dies in the
first chapter
Neighbor: One who knows more about you than you do
Newspaper: A substitute for firewood
Politician: A person who promises to build a bridge
where there is no river
Secret: Something, which a person tells everybody not
to tell anybody.
Television: A genuine stupid box
Thief: An honest night businessman.
Mar 30th 2001
WHAT IS A FRIEND?
A very special someone
who always understand
who takes you precious hopes and dreams
and hold them in your hand
a person who will tell you
there will be a brighter day
who always stand beside you
when other turns over
a friend is one who listens
there kindness has no end
and we are very blessed indeed
to have a special fren

Feb 27 th 2001
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I remember the day that we met
Now we can comminucate on the internet
Since you are my friend without further ado
I think you should know that i care about you
I send you this poemwith a special wish or two
And say that i am happy to have a friend like you
You listen to my ideas no matter how crazy they get
and make me smile when when sorrow i met
we may not talk every single day
But you are my friend in every way
Mar 1st 2001
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