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main menu: eat up!
you are home.  go to friends.
view the photos (although you pretty much see all of them already)
the hideous.  broken!
Don't worry!  Anything will fit!
broken!
the exit
the home
broken
the loon
broken
the storage
the exit
"honest shot" it says.  maybe
GREETINGS FROM   RED  AMERICA!
DISCLAIMER: although I maintain this stie as though it is intended for visitors, it really isn't.  I use this website as storage for my junk.  Seriously, a lot of the stuff on here is crap.  I wouldn't waste my time wandering around if I were you.
Because I've been in a writing mode (rather than art, comics, or poetry), most of the recent updates are on Myspace: you can search under the headline "Limp Wrist Spontaneously Snaps After Man Becomes Too Gay" or key phrases from my blog: "vaginal fluids", "eat my dog", "and that's when my period started", "farted myself awake", "no wait, a streetwhore", "thick 40 oncer", "squirted a bucket doing the calculations", "sexual russian roullette", "400 dangling testicles", etc.