Have you ever wondered about those Slow Children at Play? Do they grow up to be those Slow Men Working? Hmmm I wonder....
You know what I don't understand is why People think that if you are good listener that you should have to hear ALL of their problems?
Here's one for ya which comes first the chicken or the egg? I've wondered who really sits down and thinks this stuff up. I mean who really gives a shit? SERIOUSLY!
You know what my goal is? To get a middle finger emoticon on MSN messenger. That's it...That's the only goal I have
You know what's really sad? People that never ask questions. Like if I would never ask how to get directions I would get really lost....ALL the time! I know guys aren't supposed to ask for directions but man I'd be headin to Michigan or something and end up in Arizona...I'm not kiddin I'm that directionally blind!
Why is it that people get mad at you but they can't tell you about but they tell all their friends about it and they tell you? I mean if you've got something to say come out and say it. I mean if say you are mad because someone drank your last beer (of course that's grounds for a beating) but You gotta say something about it before you go and maim that person. Right?
You know the guy who invented Mac and Cheese? He kicks ass! We should all give him a hug!
'80s hair bands actually did kick ass...Don't ya think?
The Playstation is a great way to "get away" for a few hours. Problem is.....how do you stop?
Why is it that when it snows for a few days after everyone gets used to it and it melts that when it snows again everyone forgets how to drive in it again? I mean it was only like 2 weeks in between what the hell??
You know what? When you sit at home because you have no money everyone asks you where you've been like you've been gone for several months? Ever heard of a phone people?
Two words: Cheese rules!!
I hope I win the lottery because then I'm gonna show everybody! I'm gonna spend as much of it as I can in a week. Then I'm gonna come around to all my enemies and Ex-girlfriends(well they're kinda the same thing aren't they?)and show 'em all my cool new stuff and give 'em the finger(not the MSN messenger emoticon...at least NOT YET!)!
Speaking of ex-girlfriends don't you hate it when things are makin sense in your life and your ex's(and ex-boyfriends for the ladies)start showing up and calling and emailing you and shit? Why the hell does that happen? When did they get the memo and why wasn't I informed?
And another thing about memos why don't I ever get ANY? I swear I'm always the last to know!
Why is it whenever you are waiting on a phone call everyone and their brother need to use the phone?
At parties, why is there always the one girl or guy that gets really drunk, pukes like 8 times and then passes out right in the middle of the room?
And what about the really drunk person that gets so smashed they think they are still sober and try to walk around and do things that you can only do when you're sober? I mean come on, all they ever end up doing is falling down and breaking expensive stuff...Learn to handle your liquor people!
You know what movie is the shit? Jaws! I love that movie. I could watch it every day if I could. I especially love the scene where they are out hunting the shark and they are sitting around comparing scars. I love that shit! What about the part where the ship captain comes down the stairs and Richard Dreyfus(he plays Hooper) is sitting there playin solitaire and the old man goes "Quit playin with yourself Hooper!" That's hilarious!