Alistair Darling Labour Party Politics Black Pages

" They may be in office but they are not in power "

Darling and Brown - The Architects of Bankruptcy

I AM IN FAVOUR OF THE

NEW LABOUR ELECTORAL

SYSTEM, WHERE NO-ONE

GETS A VOTE AT ALL.

I WILL SELL MY GRANNY TO BECOME CHANCELLOR

Alistair  MacLean Darling MP

Gordon Brown is my Hero

GORDON'S CHINESE TAKEAWAY

...........HRH GORDON BROWN IS APPOINTED AS ROYAL SUCCESSOR TO TONY BLAIR WITHOUT A VOTE OF THE LABOUR MEMBERSHIP OR THE BRITISH ELECTORATE ............

CHRIST, DON'T I  LOOK TIRED ?

24 June 2007 - The Day Democracy Died
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for Gordon Napoleon Brown's
Policy on the Hoof Generator

That Famous Gordon Brown Song

 


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TOTAL INFORMATION ANALYSIS

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Tony Blair - Architect of the IRAQ Disaster

GONE AT LONG LAST

Why can't you trust me, haven't I got an honest face ?

Tony Blair RIP
( The New Sultan of Arabee )

YESTERDAY'S MAN

 

 

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Alistair Darlings' "Scottish" gaffs, CLICK HERE Alistair makes some classic blunders, considering that he represents a Scottish Seat.
George Galloway at the USA Senate CLICK HERE The US Senate has not heard the like of this in 100 years. It's about time that someone told it to them.
Kofi Annan and Attorney General CLICK HERE Contrast what Kofi Annan says about the famous resolution 1441, with what Lord Goldsmith reports.
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Dept. of Transport Gaffs CLICK HERE Well, what do you expect, from a part-timer, like Darling? His crass disregard for law is flabbergasting
Alistair Argues and Lampoon CLICK HERE A 'Flash' conversation between the 'Two Alistairs' and also a critique, spoken by the Computer Voice.
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BLAIR - O - LATOR

Blast you, don't give away all my secrets

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false expression to use next, in that awkward interview.

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A BOON FOR THE MORALLY BANKRUPT AND THE TOTALLY DISINGENUOUS

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NEW LABOUR'S DEMOCRATIC DEFICIT

There are so many New Labour Shenanigans that it now
requires a seperate page for all this information
CLICK HERE

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Department of Work and Pensions
HALL of SHAME
is also now on a seperate page ... ... ... ...
CLICK HERE

 

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KOFI ANNAN SPEAKS ABOUT THE IRAQ WAR

" I have never justified nor supported this war "

CLICK HERE

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THAT LEGAL ADVICE FROM THE ATTORNEY GENERAL

my backside is burning with the creosote from all the fences that I sat on. That Tony Blair has got me into trouble.

Lord Goldsmith

CLICK HERE ( PDF FILE ) 700kb

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SEE BLAIR GRILLED

by DAVID DIMBLEBY and

THE GENERAL PUBLIC

CLICK HERE

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS MAN ?

 
    ( clips courtesy BBC Television )  
 
" Ultimately, I am responsible for all that happens in Government "
........T.Blair - December 1998 (ad nauseum)

 


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OAP DEATH

SCANDAL

AGAIN !

 

Death Beckons . . . .

 

I have to try and keep warm by burning old Labour Manifestos, unpaid fuel bills and final demands.

"  Brrrr, I am bloody
     freezing to DEATH "

CLICK HERE

for stories from BBC

 

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Hideous Outrage
TONY BLAIR's
DEAD BODY COUNT
1094147
MARCH 2007 estimates

"Sometimes a Leader will take decisions that will make him unpoipular with the Public" - A.C.L.Blair esquire

£ 17.02 BILLION "saved"
per annum in benefits,
medical treatment,
and pensions, since
we don't pay out
to DEAD people
NOW WE CAN
SPEND THAT CASH ON
NUCLEAR BOMBS INSTEAD

Pensioners
 Funding
'lamentable'
CLICK HERE
for BBC story
£2 Billion Ripoff

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" Vulnerable people are
 being let down badly by public
 agencies failing to co-ordinate
 their activities properly "
 Edward Leigh MP
 Public Accounts Committee chairman

CLICK HERE

Many related stories
here from the BBC
see links on the 
right of their page.
 
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Shocking Facts

£47 Billion is spent by 
the DWPin ADMINISTRATION
 costs every year.
The DWP total budget
is almostTEN PERCENT of
the entire GDP of the UK.
The DWP employs more
staff than all the NHS.

Billions of Pounds go
missing every year
from the DWP accounts
and this is unexplained.

The DWP uses paper
 equivalent to a forest
the size of
Greater London,
EVERY YEAR.
 

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Why should I pick up a

USA Congessional

GOLD medal ?

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I am not worried  - - - - Alistair Campbell will think of something.that will make it all seem fine to you lot

" HERE IS A REGIME
THAT ROUTINELY
MURDERS, TORTURES,
ABUSES IT'S
PEOPLE "

Tony Blair
18th Feb 2003

Was Blair talking
 about the UK when
he said that ?
Some of you might
 think that is so.

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The UK Government are the
Real Terrorists. We even
torture our own Senior
Citizens to death, as a
matter of routine.



Recently Blair has also
railroaded through the
Parliament, the horrific
idea, that Britain's
Weapons of Mass Destruction
should be improved anew.
Though he had to rely
on Tory votes to do that.


What message does that send
to IRAN or North Korea ?

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Clarke Terror Bill
"BITES The DUST"
Labour MPs Revolt over a
Clause Too Far.



CLICK HERE
for BBC report

Even though Clarke has
been replaced by John Reid
He has fared little better
in this arena, and is even
obstructed by his own staff.
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Elderly hit by £20 Million

" institutional racism "

I  am  alright,  Jack.   I  got a very good pension sceme, when I became an MP,  that you mugs are paying for. . . .

Alistair Darling
withdrew Pensioners
funding while he was
Secretary of State
at the DWP

Click Here

for the facts as 
they were in 2001
( nothing much has
 changed since ) 

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Jack McConnell
Scottish First Minister
and Labour Party Member
asked for these moneys
to be given to the
Scottish Parliament
for distribution to
Scottish OAPs
BUT DARLING
REFUSED TO EVEN
CONSIDER THAT.

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DARLING

"Next in Line"

For Ministerial

Code Violation Exam.

MORE LATER

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GORDON BROWN
"up the creek"

Examination of
the 1707 Act
of the Treaty
of Union reveals
that there are
very serious
breaches of Tax
laws within the
United Kingdom.

Brown stands to
lose possibly
as much as
£ 28 Billion
per annum,
as a result.

MORE LATER
CLICK HERE FOR
OLDER STORIES
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STORIES

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BLUNKETT
"Dead in Water"

How can you say That I am incompetant ?

STORIES From

BBC

GUARDIAN

LONDON TIMES

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WHO IS
JOHN HUTTON MP
ANYHOW ?


CLICK HERE
FOR BBC STORY

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RICHARD MOTTRAM
"SACKED"
AS DWP CHIEF
CIVIL SERVANT



BLACK PAGES
can exclusively
reveal that
"Motley Mottram"
is damaged goods
so far as DWP is
concerned, and 
will be replaced
by Liegh Lewis
who is currently
at Home Office.

The very bad
news is that
Mottram will be
moving to the
Home Office and
will be in charge
of the security
computer system.

Given his record
with IT projects
at DWP,this does
not bode well
for the future
security of the
UK. I wonder
whether anyone
has asked the
Home Secretary
if he approves
of this round
of Mandarin's
Musical Chairs ?

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DEATH  HORROR
TORTURE  SCANDAL
 Here in the UK, EVERY
YEAR,35,000 PENSIONERS
are "TORTURED to DEATH"
 by the rampant
maladministration
in the DWP
 Read this PDF
 Document from
 AGE CONCERN 

CLICK HERE

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See more news articles
 from AGE CONCERN
 at thier own website

CLICK HERE

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I hate the thought of secret abuse of old age pensioners

POPE BENEDICT XVI
 condemns the 
"abhorrent deeds"
of  "corrupt officials"
The UK spends far too
much cash on Wars
and wanton destruction
and then tries to atone
for that by sending 
Gordon Brown to Rome
with a £100 million
"bribe" for Africa.


This will not wash ! 


What Strange Manner of
Accounting is this ?
CLICK HERE 
( source - BBC )

I am NOT at loggerheads with the Prime Minister

" THESE ARE ATROCIOUS ACTS
OF MORAL CONSEQUENCE "
Gordon Brown
3rd March 2003

Was Brown referring to
his own dubious accounting
proceedures in HM Treasury ?

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It's so easy to make
The "BOOKS" add up when
Medieval Laws can be used to
countersign Fraudulent Accounts
and make them .....
"Fair and True"

I  CAN'T BELIEVE WE GOT AWAY WITH THIS

That means Senior Civil Servants
and Top Government Ministers like
 myself, will not have to be prosecuted
 for committing Serious Fraud after all....

CASH for PEERAGES

FINANCIAL IRREGULARITIES

DODGY "PFI" or "PPP" DEALS

DOUBLE ACCOUNTING

M.O.D. UNDERFUNDING

I already booked my

Cell at Parkhurst !

 

Have you lost YOUR Social Security Benefits ?

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BBC Parliament Channel Live  TV.......................... CLICK HERE

Where is Darling ?
See if you can spot 
him lurking on
Parliament  TV
( Windows Video.)

 

 

Hey you lot, how do you like my New Cabinet. They have powers 'beyond our ken'. I can honestly say that my latests proposals are 'OUT OF THIS WORLD"

 

God has elected me President of Britain

and Depute Sheriff of the WORLD.

I have the devine right to rule over you all

no matter who you voted for . . . .

 

Check Blair's Astrological Chart

To see what the future holds for him.

CLICK HERE FOR CHART

( Compiled by Astrologer - Keera Ann Fox )

 

 

 

SEARCH THE GOVERNMENT'S ARCHIVE DATABASE

CLICK HERE TO SEARCH FOR WHAT DARLING SAID IN PARLIAMENT

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 I said all that and more .......Check the HANSARD  for even more outlandish views. Note how my opinions change over just a few years.

I SAID THAT .....
"I'm responsible for anything the DSS does"
"I'm responsible for the pensions policy"
"I'm responsible for the Asylum Vouchers"

"Asylum seekers are mostly economic migrants "
" What I said in Parliament, were just intentions "
" The other party's sums just don't add up "
"Scots pensioners will be ineligible to receive attendance allowance"
"This will save the UK exchequer...... approx £23 million"
"I will not release the £23 million saved to the Scottish Executive"
"The Government believes in the integrity of the UK benefits system"
"It is true that the UK funds will benefit, at the expense of Scots ....."

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"Alistair Argues" - Flash Satire - CLICK HERE

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 "Lampoon Alistair Darling"
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The computerised rant is entirely ficticious and made-up by
Scott Pakin's Automatic Complaint Letter Generator Daemon
The resultant text was processed with IBM ViaVoice Gold
and then turned into a speech for you to marvel at.

You might think that many of the complaints seem to be true,
or that New Labour have based many of thier policies
on the speech made here, but that is purely co-incidental
remember that this file was originally composed years ago
even though it may seem topical in content

Sorry if it's a bit indistinct, but the stream had to be restricted
because of shortage of bandwidth, and competing video streams.

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TRY AND GAMBLE UP
YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY
MONEY
TO MAKE IT ENOUGH TO LIVE ON
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WORK THE OLD AND SICK UNTIL
THEY DROP DEAD   ?
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WHO WAS IT WHO DID
THAT  IN THE PAST ?
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Well,   y'know,   I can't be everywhere at once.

Department of Transport Gaffs

BBC Links pages

Potters Bar Railcrash

Virgin - West Coast Mainline Fiasco

M6 Disarray - Thelwall Viaduct

Swanwick Air Traffic Control Danger

That "New" 5.5bn Transport Plan

£1.30 / mile Vehicle Tax Wish-Wash

 

Guardian Online Pages

Darling's Airport Dilemma

London Crossrail Cock-Up

Darling tries to Gag Transport Commission

Darling tries to Gag the Train Operators

Darling gives Green Light to Rail Fares Rise

Schools Syphon Off Roads Money

Rail Lines to Close - Services to be Cut

Harwich Port Expansion Wildlife Massacre

British Merchant Ships Dodge EU Race Laws

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WE ALL PAID FOR BLAIR'S TeeVee PROPAGANDA

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TONY BLAIR IN AD-LAND ( spin doctors ahoy )

The Labour Party Won The 2001 General Election by a Large Majority, So *now*
we all expect that Alistair Darling will Have to Explain His Previous Actions

...............So far he has not explained anything but has continued his campaign
of obfuscation and general dis-information which has not resulted in any tangible
improvements to date. If you check the "Hansard" (see the HANSARD website)
you will see that Mr. Darling has made an exactly similar statement to that which
he made in the autumn of the year 2000. That is, he announced that, "There would
be a "minimum income guarantee for pensioners which will be payable from April next year."

How is it possible to announce the same benefit two years running ?
It is possible because, in fact, it was NEVER implemented the first time !
As a matter of fact Mr. Darling admits himself that it will not actually be implemented even then,
and it will be a number of YEARS before every pensionshioner will have been assessed
and recieved their announced entitlements,

TODAY in 2005 the situation has deteriorated to a farrago
similar to that, created by ethically bankrupt mumpish twerps,
during the late 1930s in Central Europe.

Now that New Labour is in it's third term of office,
THERE CAN BE NO MORE EXCUSES
Radical political action is required immediately to root out
corrupt and incompetant officials and politicians.

 

see this website for what to do about that

http://www.Dumpblair.co.uk

 

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