Josh Raup is

The Minister of Strat Mayhem

Volume II, Number 3

July, 2002

 

 

Recent Call Ups

 

 

          It’s been a real bad last month for baseball.  No, it’s not about the games, or about the players, or management, or the contract talks.  No, baseball has lost some precious members of it’s vast family.  Three people have died of late, three deaths that have in some ways shaken baseball to its core.

          The headlines shouldn’t have read “Ted Williams dead at 83.”  Instead, they should have read “Ted Williams called up to the BIG league.”  I can think of no better way to describe his passing, in a way that reflected his life, and passion for all things baseball.  Ted Williams was the greatest hitter ever, period.  And he was the most scientific of any hitter ever.  No one, but no one could talk about the science of hitting like Ted did. 

          I called the good Doctor to offer my condolences, as he, and the rest of the city of Boston, and baseball fans everywhere are mourning his call up to a higher league.  AS always, we got to talking, and the panel discussion that Williams participated in that was on ESPN.  The only thing I clearly remember about that panel was Williams and Tony Gwynn talking about hitting, and I mentioned this to the Doc. 

“Yeah, that was something.  They were like aliens or something.  They had their own language when it came to hitting.  No one else could understand what they were talking about, but they knew exactly what the other was talking about.  A sort of professional jargon, that not even the other pros on the panel could follow.  That’s special.”

          Of course, Williams is only the latest baseball death to shock us.  First we lost Hall of Fame broadcaster Jack Buck.  Few people in this world have a voice that just says baseball.  For over 40 years Jack had done St. Louis games on the radio.  He was an icon in a city that has a strong baseball tradition.  “Jack was special,” the Doc said.  “His was a voice that was baseball to thousands upon thousands of people over the years.  Like Vin Scully, or Ernie Harwell, or Mel Allen.  They made listening on the radio to a ball game something special.  They make you see the game through their voice, in a way lost to many in this day and age of television.  It’s an end of an era fast approaching.”

          But perhaps the most shocking death of all was that of St. Louis Cardinal’s pitcher Darryl Kile.  The sudden and seemingly random death of Kile shocked everyone, and rocked a city already mourning the loss of Jack Buck.  Forget the fact that I have Kile on two Strat teams.  Here was guy, about my age, who just dropped dead in his hotel room.  Kile was only 33, and in the prime of his playing years.  He was on a strong franchise, one that is a post season contender.  Just one more bit of proof that sometimes, it doesn’t matter who you are, or what shape you’re in, or what you do for a living, death can strike at any time.

          Kile gave me a sort of triple whammy when he died, and I needed to talk to the Doc about it.  “Doc,” I began, “This Kile thing has me bugged.”

“Oh?”

“Yeah.  I mean, we’re about the same age, and he just died.  Pow.”

“Ah.  That whole mortality thing creeping in.  It’s perfectly natural.  You just have to learn to accept that we don’t always have control over when or how we go.  We have to learn to roll with these hits, and carry on as best we can.”

“OK, I see your point about that, but it doesn’t solve my dilemma about what to do with Kile in my leagues.”

“Well, that’s a different story entirely.  How do you feel about it?”  Uh-oh, a psychobabble question, I’m done for.

“I don’t know really.  I mean, I could be cold and mercenary about it, and trade him now while he still has some value.”

“Yes you could.  Are you going to?”

“No, I don’t think so.  I probably won’t even cut him next year, instead I’ll wait until he’s gone for good in Strat-O.”

“Ah, a sort of memorial.”

“Yeah in a way.  My small memorial to the guy, keeping him in baseball, in some form, for an extra year and a half.  I guess it’s a small way of saying he’s not really gone just yet, not until he no longer has a strat card.” (Note to teams in my leagues: Kile is not available)

“Well I suppose you’re plenty busy with all the mourning in Boston.”

“Not really.  I’ve been rather unwanted since the end of spring training.  Though I do still have sessions with Dan Duquette ranting that he’s a great GM, I just don’t get the traffic in the office I had before.  I can’t afford my balloon trip around the world now.  And I was so looking forward to that.”

“Really?  I figured with all that curse talk in the Spring, you’d have plenty to deal with.”

“Not really.  Though I did hear an interesting take on the Curse today.  Get this…Ted Williams was born in 1918. The last year the Red Sox won a World Series.  This guy claimed that Ted was God’s pay off for not winning another series.  He gave us the greatest hitter ever instead of another World Series.  He claims that now that Ted is gone, the Sox will win it all this year.”

“Wow.  I’ve heard all sorts of takes on this, but that’s a new one on me.  Think it has any merit?”

“Got me.  Then again, I bought into the whole exorcism thing, so who knows?”

          I let the Doc go after that, he actually had a paying appointment, and I didn’t want to ruin his ballooning dream.  Besides, I had much to digest.  The Curse not being about the Babe, but about Ted?  That’s a stretch from a Bosox fan.  Especially a BoSox fan.  But still, is it mere coincidence or something more?  Was Ted God’s pay off for no more World Series titles?  Or is all just some deranged rambling?  Only time will tell.

 

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