The Official Trailer Park Barbie Webpage

Real Ultimate Power

Hi, this site is all about Trailer Park Barbies, REAL TRAILER PARK BARBIES.  This site is awesome.    My name is Sarah and I can't stop thinking about Trailer Park Barbies.  These toys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1.    Trailer Park Barbies are plastic.

2.    Trailer Park Barbies just lay there ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of the Trailer Park Barbie is to flip out and lay there and do nothing.

Weapons and gear:

Trailer Park Taxi              Barbie Scank toys   

Trailer Park Skank Outfit

Testimonial:

Trailer Park Barbies can Lay around whenever they want!  Trailer Park Barbies Lay around and do nothing ALL the time and don't even think twice about it.  These toys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time.  I heard that there was this Trailer Park Barbie who was eating at a diner.  And when some dude dropped a spoon the Trailer Park Barbie layed around and did nothing in the whole town.  My friend Tanka Rae said that she saw a Trailer Park Barbie totally lay around and do nothing to some kid just because the kid opened a window.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that Trailer Park Barbies have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will Lay around and do nothing!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.  

Trailer Park Barbies are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to flip out.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  These toys are totally awesome and that's a fact.  Trailer Park Barbies are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.  I can't wait to start playing with them next year.  I love Trailer Park Barbies with all of my body. (including my ears)   

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about trailer park barbies?

A: Trailer park barbies are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't do a thing, but on the other hand, Trailer park barbies are very still and imobile.

Q: I heard that Trailer park barbies are still and imobile.  What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other mammals, Trailer park barbies can be still OR totally imobile. 

Q: What do Trailer park barbies do when they're not laying around doing nothing or flipping out?

A: Most of their free time is spent laying in the toy box, but sometime they break.  (Ask Tanka Rae if you don't believe me.)

This is a picture of my best friend Tanka Rae showing off.

She's a lot older than me and almost done with her pregnancy,

which is bragable.

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The Official Ninja Webpage Real Ultimate Power
Hi, this site is all about ninjas, REAL NINJAS. This site is awesome. My name is Robert and I can't stop thinking about ninjas. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet. Facts: 1. Ninjas are mammals. 2. Ninjas fight ALL the time. 3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people. Weapons and gear: Ninja Sword Ninja Stars Ninja Outfit Testimonial: Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window. And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you don't believe that ninjas have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me. Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee). Q and A:. Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about ninjas? A: Ninjas are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, ninjas are very careful and precise. Q: I heard that ninjas are always cruel or mean. What's their problem? A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, ninjas can be mean OR totally awesome. Q: What do ninjas do when they're not cutting off heads or flipping out?  A: Most of their free time is spent flying, but sometime they stab. (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.) This is a picture of my best friend Mark showing off. He's a lot older than me and almost done with puberty, which is bragable. Link to me, by cutting and pasting the link

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