Mr Quackers:
    Will Val and I get married?
-Master Clef

Mr. Quackers: squeak? squeak squeak? SQUEAK squeakity squeaking squeak.

Translation: Love? You question me about love? I'm an evil genius, and I do NOT play weddings.

Mr Quackers:
    Will the sky turn a hazy shade of purple?
-Val

Mr. Quackers: squeak... squeak... squeak. squeakity squeak. SQUEAKY SQUEAKY SQUEAKYYY!!!

Translation: Funny you should ask that... because it will... soon. very soon. MWAHAHAHA!!!

Mr. Quackers:
    Does Him do normal things, like eating or brushing his teeth or eating?
-Octi

Mr. Quackers: Squeak, squeaking squeakity squeakers squeak. SQUEAK squeaking. honk squeak, squeaking squeakers squeak squeak squeak, squeakity squeak. squeaking squeak...

Translation: Well, it's not about the future, but i like you so i'll answer. Him does normal things, takes baths, etc. a LOT of baths. he does his best plotting there.  but he also has to eat, brush his teeth, yes. and eat. and plot. but no more on that...

Why does Him dress the way he does?

Mr. Quackers: Squeak squeak squeakaaay squeak. squeakity squeak squeaken squeakers. Squeaker squeaker squeaking squeakity squeaaaaaak.

Translation: Because he likes looking pretty, really. Although he complains about those boots every so often, he always says that there's no beauty without pain.  He also just likes the color pink, and the feel of fluffy pink stuff around his neck. It's quite nice, really. You should try it.

Does he mind if I call Him, he-she?

Mr. Quackers: Squeaking... squeaking squeakerity squeaken squeaken squeakity squeak. Squeak McSqueaken Squeak squeaking squeakenity. Squeakery squeaker's squeakerie squeaking sqeak squeakity.

Translation: Well... he would really much rather you call him by the name Craig McCracken gave him, Him. Besides, there's no "she" involved, technically, he's male. He just had a habit of getting into his mother's lingerie a bit too much as a young supervillain.

What does he see in the Head Blue Meanie?

Mr. Quackers: Squeak, squeakity. Squeak squeak squeakery squeaking squeakers squeaker squeak. Sqeaky squeaky squeaky squeaking squeaker squeaken squeaken squak. Squeakened Squeakastian squeak Squab.

Translation: A role model, really. They have much the same objectives, the same voice, boots, etc. Admitedly, they do things a little differently, but the HBM gives Him someone to look up to. And don't ever ask, but Him's cousin is Sebastian the Crab.

Who are Him's parents, or does he want them to remain anonymous too?

Mr. Quackers: Squeak, squeaking squeakity squeakers squeak. SQUEAK squeaking. honk squeak, squeaking squeakers squeak squeak squeak, squeakity squeak. Squeak, squeaking squeakity squeakers squeak. SQUEAK squeaking. honk squeak.

Translation: Well, yesterday Him saw me squeaking away at my keyboard and discovered my little oracle. After a lot of counting to ten and some quality time destroying large sections of Townsville, he decided he wasn't THAT mad and that he would let me keep it up.  However, he made it quite clear that I am to divulge no personal information, so... I can't really answer that.

-Christine Sixteen

Mr. Quackers: Squeak, squeak squeakity sqeeeeak squeaker. Sqeaker, Squeaking squeak squeak squeakerity squeakity squeaking squeak. Squeaking squeakers squeak squeak.

Translation: Ah, I knew it was only a matter of time before someone asked that. Seems to be on everyone's minds these days, due to lots of speculation (on account of The Lick in Tough Love), so I shall say this: Michael Stipe, lead singer of REM, refused to discuss his sexuality for a long time, but everyone knew he was gay anyway. (BvsH note: There's a yaoi/slash fic on this subject on the fanfic page on the shrine. it's called "Sometimes I Wonder".)

Will Him ever find a date?

Mr. Quackers: squee squee. Squeak squeak squeak sqeakering squeakity, squeaking squeak, squeaker squeak squeak squeakity.

Translation: Judging from the fact that not only is there a shrine to Him, but people actually visit it, it is not a matter of Him finding a date, but simply choosing to accept one.

And will he ever marry/find a significant other?

Mr. Quackers: Squeaker, squeak squeakity squeak squeaker, squeaker squeaking squeak squeak, squeaker squeaking squeaking squeakity.

Translation: Yes, he will in fact marry BvsH as soon as she is of marriageable age.

Mr. Quackers: SQUEAK?!?!?

Translation: WHAT?!?!? (BvsH: okay, so maybe I made that up... I'll do it again.)

(Real) translation of the answer: Well, I really don't want to spoil anything for anyone, so I shall just say that IF he chooses to become involved, it will be from somewhere too obvious to even think about.

And if he ever does, will he invite me to the wedding?

Mr. Quackers: Squeakity squeaker. Squeakishness, squeakity squeak squeak squeak. Squeaker arigatou, squeaken squeakity.

Translation: Civil union, actually. However, I will be in charge of the invitations, so in thanks for your use of my oracle, I shall send you one. BvsH will be the maid of honor.

Mr. Quackers: *rolling eyes* Squeaking squeak...

BvsH: okay, so he didn't say that about me as maid of honor... but... please?

Why did Him lick the Professor in "Tough Love"?

Mr. Quackers: Squeak, squeaking squeakity squeakers squeak. SQUEAK squeaking. honk squeak, squeaking squeakers squeak squeak squeak, squeakity squeak. Squeak, squeaking squeakity squeakers squeak. Squeaken squeaking. honk squeak, squeaking squeakers squeak squeak squeak, squeakity squeak.

Translation: Ah, the infmamous Lick. Funny how a little tongue action can get so many people talking, ne? Well, quite honestly, the main reason Him did it was to demonstrate his complete power over the Professor to the Powerpuff Girls, who as an upstanding, law-abiding citizen of Townsville would not, despite speculation, be likely to condone that sort of action.

And, um, you know how Him wears "hooker" boots.  Well, I just wondering,
but, how do I phrase this?  Does he ever, um ... "play around"?

Mr. Quackers: Squeak, squeaking "squeakity" squeakers squeak. Squeakery squeaking. Squeakish squeak, squeaking squeakers squeak squeak squeak, squeakity squeak.

Translation: Ah, no. Him wears his so-called "hooker" boots simply because they make him feel both pretty AND evil. If I had legs, I would most certainly wear hooker boots, but do you see me plying my trade on the edge of the bathtub? Most certainly not!

Does Him's family like the way that he is? (You know, the feminineness).  Or are they all kinda like that?

Mr. Quackers: Squeak... squeaking squeakity squeakers squeak.

Translation: Well, ah... see the above answer about his parents. I can't really say.

-Bubbles

Mr. Quackers: Squeak! squeakity squeakity squeaker, squeaken squeakity squeakengeist, squeaky squeakers squeakity, squeak squeaken squeakity squeak, squeak, SQUEAKER SQUEAKY SQUEAKY SQUEAKITY!!! Squeakers squeakity squeak squeak squeak, squeak. Squeakity squeakers squeaken.

Translation: Yes! Him gets sick of the mere mortals of Townsville, he gets sick of the world's inane rulers, he gets sick of the other villains taking the spotlight that is rightdfully his, but most of all, HE GETS SICK OF THOSE POWERPUFF GIRLS!!! In the medical sense, no. Germs are smart enough to fear him.

Mr. Quackers: Squeakity squeak squeak squeak. SQUAWK!! Squeaking squeak squeaity squeak squeak squeak sqeak. Squeaken squeaken squeaker squeakish squeak.

Translation: Actually, he likes girls who have brown hair, are 16, and named BvsH.

Mr. Quackers: *does ninja rubber ducky move and causes pain to said BvsH*

Translation: Ow, okay... jeez, that hurt. He really said: Him really cannot say what his interests are based on nothing but hair color, age, and name. He also does not believe in internet dating or anything of the kind. And, before you ask, he wishes that I say nothing about any present interests or involvement.

Mr. Quackers:Squeak,squeak squeak,squeakity squeakersqueaky squeak (squeak squeak), squeak squeak squeak squeak 25 squeak.

Translation: Well, in all honesty, he's a few thousand years old (for specifics, try the Bible), but if I were you to his face I'd say he's not a day over 25.

Mr. Quackers: Squeak, squeaking squeakity squeakers squeak. Squeak squeaking. honk squeak, squeaking squeakers squeak squeak squeak, squeakity squeak. Squeak, squeaking squeakity squeakers squeak.

Translation: Him has no wish whatsoever to be considered a "babe" of any sort to the powerpuff girl-watching public. Looks are not important; neither are the opinions of others. Foolish mortals! You will all be destroyed.

Later, in an interview without his master present, Mr. Quackers made the following statement...

Mr. Quackers: Squeakery Squeakity squeak, squeak squeaking squeakers squeakery. Squeak Squeak...

Translation: He's really upset about this, he's been giving people ears and tails and whatnot all day long. And that stupid magic mirror...

Mr. Quackers: Squeak, squeaking squeakity squeakers squeak. Honk squeaking. honk squeak, squeaking squeakers squeak squeak squeak, squeakity squeak.

Translation: Well, I'm sorry to say, not technically. However, as a quick viewing of Rocky Horror Picture Show and any Him episode will tell you, they could be blood brothers in spirit.

Random RHPS fact: Rumour has it that Tim Curry provided his own lingerie.

Are you, Mr. Quackers, related to Rubber Ducky from Sesame Street?

Mr. Quackers: Squeak, squeaking squeakity squeakers squeak. Squeaken, squeaking.

Translation: Actually, funny you should ask that. We were produced on the same assembly line, a few weeks apart.

-BloodyFatGuy
 

Well, that's all the questions Mr. Quackers has been sent so far, and the only way to get more is if YOU send one in! Send in a question