Satan on:
Crime
Crime is an ever-increasing problem in our modern society. One of the reasons our system has become such a huge mess is the lack of a coherent doctrine. Courts ask themselves, do we let this person go? Do we convict this one? Guilty? Not guilty?
Satan has a plan. He believes we need to crack down on crime. He wants us to remember that we are doing this for our children. That's why Satan advocates the death penalty for all crimes more serious than, and including, jaywalking.
"What we need are commonsense laws that practically every citizen can understand, and are guilty of breaking. This is the only way we can take back our streets. Mr. Satan understands this, and understands the need for more laws that restrict our freedom."
--Rep. Rick Stewart (D-Cal.), Satan supporter
Newsweek, Feb. 23, 2001
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