Satan on:
Hate Crimes
Hate crimes are a terrible, terrible thing. No one believes this more than Satan. What is the world coming to, when human beings commit crimes that are racially motivated? These people must be punished*, not just for breaking the law, but also for having the temerity to think non-politically correct thoughts.
Satan believes fully in the use of maximum force against these degenerates. He also believes that the only way to quell these outbursts of violence is to remove all guns from law-abiding citizens and punish offenders more harshly than those who commit non-hate crimes. Call it tough love, but it's the only way they'll learn.
*Note: Does not include people with origins from the following areas--Africa, Middle East (excepting Israel), Asia (unless wealthy), South and Central America, India, and Pre-Columbian North America.
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