Y'know what? All these stories are fiction. OOH!! Big surprise there, right? Right. Anywayz, I don't know the BSB. Don't know anyone related to them. Don't know their management or anything like that. You think if I did I'd be sitting around writing fantasy stories about them? Didn't think so. All newsies (minus the females in my stories) are property of Disney. I'd buy 'em off of Disney, but I ain't got that kind of money. I do not own anything or anyone from the Harry Potter universe. They belong to the goddess also known as J.K. Rowling. And, if you insist on taking absolutely everything from me, I don't own anything from Laurell K. Hamilton's Anita Black universe either. Damn the bad luck.

All made up characters are mine. Don't take 'em. If you do I'll have to hunt you down and hurt you. Or at least write a really nasty e-mail. If you want to use any of my characters, I have a simple solution. Just ask for 'em. I'm not a big meanie head, I'll 99.999999999999999999% of the time let you use them. 'Kay?

Also, don't take any of my ideas or stories cuz that could get me quite angry also. All these stories came from my imagination. Any similarities between real life and my stories is purely coincidental. And I really don't think that's the right way to spell coincidental. Oh well, I'm too lazy to look it up.

Some of my stories do have mild swearing (i.e. cussing, cursing, etc.) in them. If you are easily offended by four-letter words, browse then ignore. Simple. Or ya know, um, uh, skip over 'em. Or just read them and get offended. Whatever you wanna do. It's your choice.

Oh, wait. Y'know in paragraph 1 how I said I don't know anyone related to BSB? Yeah, that's a mild lie. I'm related to someone who knows someone related to them. Does that count? My aunt knows Brian's cousin Todd. But I've never met him. Okay, now ya have the whole truth.

So, there ya go. All legal stuff now out of the way. Now go read the good stuff. Why'd ya even bother comin' in here anyway? All this disclaimer stuff is always the same ol' crap! So, bye now!