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WHY I AM A GREAT AMERICAN, AND YOU ARE NOT!
by Ann Coulter
 

NOW LET ME TELL YOU WHY AMERICA IS THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD, WHY ALL FOREIGNERS ARE EVIL, AND WHY DEMOCRATS ARE DESTROYING US! Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consetetur sadipscing elitr, sed diam nonumy eirmod tempor invidunt ut labore LIBERALS SUCK. et dolore magna aliquyam erat, sed diam voluptua. LIBERALS SUCK. At vero eos et accusam et justo duo dolores et ea rebum. Stet clita kasd gubergren, no sea takimata sanctus est Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet. HILARY HAS FAT ANKLES, CLINTON HAS A SMALL WEINER!

BUSH IS THE GREATEST MAN WHO EVER LIVED, GREATER THAN GANDHI, MOTHER TERESA, AND JESUS CHRIST COMBINED! Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consetetur sadipscing elitr, sed diam nonumy eirmod tempor invidunt ut labore et dolore magna aliquyam erat, sed diam voluptua. LIBERALS SUCK. At vero eos et accusam et justo duo dolores et ea rebum. Stet clita kasd gubergren, no sea takimata sanctus est LIBERALS SUCK. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, DAMNED FOREIGNERS AND HIPPIES. consetetur sadipscing elitr, sed diam nonumy eirmod tempor invidunt ut labore et dolore magna aliquyam erat, sed diam voluptua. DAMNED DEMOCRATS! At vero eos et accusam et justo duo dolores et ea rebum. Stet clita kasd gubergren, no sea takimata sanctus est Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet. GOD BLESS AMERICA, NOT THOSE EVIL SATANIC RAGHEADS WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN HIM.

LIBERALS SUCK. Duis autem vel eum iriure dolor in hendrerit in vulputate velit esse molestie consequat, vel illum dolore eu WHITE, WHITE, WHITE, WHITE, WHITE. feugiat nulla facilisis at LIBERALS SUCK. vero eros et accumsan et iusto odio dignissim qui blandit praesent luptatum zzril delenit augue duis dolore te feugait nulla facilisi. LIBERALS SUCK DONKEY BALLS. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, PINKO, DEMOCRAT, SCUM-SUCKING TWATS.  consectetuer adipiscing elit, sed diam nonummy nibh euismod tincidunt ut laoreet dolore magna aliquam erat volutpat. 

LIBERALS SUCK. LIBERALS SUCK. LIBERALS SUCK. Ut wisi enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exerci tation LIBERALS SUCK. ullamcorper suscipit lobortis nisl ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis autem WORSHIP BUSH. HE IS GOD. WORSHIP HIM. LICK HIS BALLS, KISS HIS SCROTUM! vel eum iriure dolor in hendrerit in vulputate DAMNED FOREIGNERS AND HIPPIES velit esse molestie consequat, vel illum dolore eu feugiat nulla facilisis at vero eros et accumsan et iusto odio dignissim qui blandit praesent luptatum zzril delenit augue duis dolore te feugait nulla facilisi. LIBERALS SUCK.

LIBERALS SUCK JIZZ. Nam liber tempor cum soluta nobis eleifend option congue nihil imperdiet doming id quod mazim placerat facer possim assum. JEWS DESTROYING THE COUNTRY Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit, sed diam nonummy nibh euismod tincidunt ut laoreet dolore magna aliquam erat volutpat. Ut wisi enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exerci tation ullamcorper suscipit lobortis nisl ut aliquip ex e LIBERALS SUCK. a commodo consequat. LORD, SAVE US FROM THE BLACKS, JEWS, GAYS, ASIANS, WETBACKS, SATANIC TOWEL HEADS, SADDAM-LOVING LIBERALS, AND ANYONE WHO ISN'T AN UPSTANDING CHRISTIAN, WHITE TOLERANT PERSON LIKE ME.

Duis autem vel eum iriure dolor in hendrerit in vulputate velit esse molestie consequat, vel illum dolore eu feugiat nulla facilisis. LIBERALS SUCK. ASHCROFT IS A SAINT; I WOULD DO HIM IN A THREESOME WITH RUSH LIMBAUGH.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. WAS A SCUMBAG. At vero eos et accusam et justo duo dolores et ea rebum. Stet clita kasd gubergren, no sea takimata sanctus est Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consetetur sadipscing elitr, sed diam nonumy eirmod tempor invidunt ut labore et dolore magna aliquyam erat, sed diam voluptua. I'M SUCH A SCARED, LITTLE WHITE WOMAN AFRAID OF ALL DE COLORED FOLKS. At vero eos et accusam et justo duo dolores et ea rebum. Stet clita kasd gubergren, no sea takimata sanctus est GOD BLESS SENATOR JOE MCCARTHY FOR STANDING UP AGAINST THE EVIL COMMUNIST JEW BASTARDS. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consetetur sadipscing elitr, At accusam aliquyam diam diam dolore dolores duo eirmod eos erat, et nonumy sed tempor et et invidunt justo labore Stet clita ea et gubergren, kasd magna no rebum. DENNIS MILLER IS SUCH A GOOD LAY! sanctus sea sed takimata ut vero voluptua. est Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet. I AM A GREAT AMERICAN, MUCH BETTER THAN THOSE LIBERAL SCUMBAGS. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consetetur sadipscing elitr, sed diam nonumy eirmod tempor invidunt ut labore et dolore magna aliquyam erat. 

GOD BLESS BUSH AND AMERICA, THE GREATEST NATION IN THE WORLD! AMEN!