Biography
Hippiecritz began February 2003 in a smelly basement furnace room. The ensuing chaos soon attracted the attention of ne'er do-well scumfuck alley trash, various law enforcement stooges and irate slum-lords. Alas, the ole jam house is now boarded up and undergoing gentrification. Hippiecritz have soldiered on, often referred to as an unaccomplished travesty and less often able to perform an entire song without fucking it up. Our goals include selling out in a PEPSI or MOLSON commercial, un-learning how to play our instruments and facilitating the third emancipatory phase of history.
Horken Lugee (vox/git)
Max Prophet (git)
Mr. Awesome (bass) and
are hippiecritz
Burn-Outs, Scabs & Deserters
Siphilis 2003-7
Founding member, drums. Ironically succumbed to an advanced case of gonarrhea contracted in Mexico.
Travis T. Toad 2003
Founding member, bass. Named the band and made us play Minor Threat covers, but soon left due to the band interferring with skateboarding and being an asshole.
Colt Fortyfive 2003
Colt was a good bass player, but things did not work out do to sanity issues and repeated threats to stab band members.
Chud 2004
Was this guy even in the band? He jammed with us few times on bass and played a basement show with us once.